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153399.1
Date: 8/3/2010 3:20:32 PM
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state all your opinions on a team Chuck Norris. also add a Chuck norris Quote

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153399.2 in reply to 153399.1
Date: 8/3/2010 6:27:48 PM
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Old Spice Guy > Chuck Norris

I'm just saying...

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153399.3 in reply to 153399.2
Date: 8/4/2010 8:28:28 AM
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The Most Interesting Man in The World > Old Spice Guy ...... FACT

He has been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into the room.
His organ donation card, also lists his beard.
His shirts never wrinkle.
He is left-handed. And right-handed.
Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.
He once knew a call was a wrong number, even though the person on the other end wouldn’t admit it.
The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
His blood smells like cologne.
He can navigate a ship by the stars… during the day
He says more with his silence than all others articulate in a lifetime
He won the Texas hold ‘em world championship with one card
Bigfoot thinks he is a myth
He can unscramble an egg
On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.
He once had an akward moment, just to see how it feels
He lives vicariously through himself
Even his enemy’s list him as there emergency contact

He is..... The Most Interesting Man In The World.

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153399.4 in reply to 153399.3
Date: 8/6/2010 12:44:13 PM
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in a race between Superman and the Flash, who would win? Chuck Norris does

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153399.5 in reply to 153399.4
Date: 8/8/2010 2:40:37 PM
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Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim on land

From: Calum

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153399.6 in reply to 153399.5
Date: 8/9/2010 10:18:50 AM
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Just to take this too far....

THE TOP TEN CHUCK NORRIS FACTS:
01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
06 When the Bogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
07 Chuck Norris can speak braille.
08 Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
09 They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take s**t from anybody.
10 A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.


Last edited by Calum at 8/9/2010 10:24:37 AM

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153399.8 in reply to 153399.2
Date: 9/1/2010 6:39:27 PM
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chuck norris was born in a log cabin he built with his own hands

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153399.9 in reply to 153399.8
Date: 9/15/2010 10:57:38 AM
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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups...He pushes the world down