There's nothing worse than being un-Australian.
I should know, I've been an Australian all my life.
I'm sickened of the lack of quality AUS NT managers eroding our great traditions.
Like our custom of electing poor managers.
Un-Australian-ism is everywhere.
For example, those people selling our 18yo, 6k HOFers to China for a measly 4mil.
What's wrong with training them yourself?
If I see another 18yo HOF go overseas and not trained by one of you plebs - I'll do my block.
Sadly, the scourge of un-Australian-ism has even infected our National day.
A balance of Australian teams should consist of a few nice juicy guards and big men - and perhaps even a SF for those with an expensive tooth.
Yet your long-haired, tank bludging types are indulging their chocka bank accounts in all manner of exotic, foreign often NT players.
2 Spanish 60k Cs, even Italian, even Chinese guards.
It's an absolute disgrace - and people ask why we need capital punishment.
Do you think the diggers in the trenches were fighting for weak tankers?
No.
They were thinking of grabbing a full Australian team with no foreigners, with increased sales prices.
Then soaking up their new Money with increased merchandising profits.
Look at our national song - Waltzing Smeltz.
It's about a bloke trying to get a nice 20/20 game without help, not awful team work.
The soap avoiding pot smoking calamari vegetarians may disagree with me.
But they can get STUFFED!
They know the way to the airport.
And if they don't, I'll show them.
So the message is clear.
Even for you fishbowlers,
roll out the voting slip,
ensure the pen's ink is full,
stack your mind full of grog,
and prepare the regret.
So don't be un-Australian.
Make me new Aus NT coach.
You know it makes sense.
I'm Fanny Kekovich.
Can you smell what the Hobos are cooking... oh wait its just Roger.
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