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191300.2 in reply to 191300.1
Date: 7/27/2011 6:09:37 AM
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There's nothing worse than being un-Australian.
I should know, I've been an Australian all my life.
I'm sickened of the lack of quality AUS NT managers eroding our great traditions.
Like our custom of electing poor managers.
Un-Australian-ism is everywhere.
For example, those people selling our 18yo, 6k HOFers to China for a measly 4mil.
What's wrong with training them yourself?
If I see another 18yo HOF go overseas and not trained by one of you plebs - I'll do my block.
Sadly, the scourge of un-Australian-ism has even infected our National day.
A balance of Australian teams should consist of a few nice juicy guards and big men - and perhaps even a SF for those with an expensive tooth.
Yet your long-haired, tank bludging types are indulging their chocka bank accounts in all manner of exotic, foreign often NT players.
2 Spanish 60k Cs, even Italian, even Chinese guards.
It's an absolute disgrace - and people ask why we need capital punishment.
Do you think the diggers in the trenches were fighting for weak tankers?
No.
They were thinking of grabbing a full Australian team with no foreigners, with increased sales prices.
Then soaking up their new Money with increased merchandising profits.
Look at our national song - Waltzing Smeltz.
It's about a bloke trying to get a nice 20/20 game without help, not awful team work.
The soap avoiding pot smoking calamari vegetarians may disagree with me.
But they can get STUFFED!
They know the way to the airport.
And if they don't, I'll show them.
So the message is clear.
Even for you fishbowlers,
roll out the voting slip,
ensure the pen's ink is full,
stack your mind full of grog,
and prepare the regret.
So don't be un-Australian.
Make me new Aus NT coach.
You know it makes sense.
I'm Fanny Kekovich.

Can you smell what the Hobos are cooking... oh wait its just Roger. (18085274)
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191300.4 in reply to 191300.3
Date: 7/27/2011 11:33:37 AM
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Nice speeches. I'll keep mine short as you all know me by now.

I've had 2 terms as the NT manager now and in that time we've steadily improved, reaching our current position at 8th ranked country in the world, often overcoming stronger teams on our way there.
I have a proven track record and activity, especially on the offsite forum where all of the NT discussions are held.

We're reaching a point where some of the old guard are getting pushed out by new talent coming through and if handled properly, i think we can start knocking on the door of the top 5 NT rankings. I'd like to continue our steady improvement and see Australia become even more of an international force. We're close and i know what sort of changes are needed to get us there whereas a fresh face might not.

That said, if elected, this will be my last term as NT manager. A last hurrah of sorts so go on, give me one last round ;)



Besides, do you really want to leave the country in the hands of a troll? :P