Welcome Everyone!
Oriolekid here reporting from a certain location, where if I told you all where it was I'd have to be killed. My camera crew an I was lucky enough to be invited to this premier, yet relatively unknown, event known as the Under 20 Training Camp. My crew "The Future of USA Basketball-Then and Now" is here to interview the future of USA basketball, as we have been doing for many seasons off the grid. However our crew was just approved by the man himself, U-21 coach Rambo, to release our interviews and work to the public for the first time ever! Our award winning crew, well at least I think we're award winning, of Sleet, Moflaffle, and Tangosz are also here with me interviewing one position group at a time.
Join us every week as we release our interviews, and journal entries with 5 premier U-20 players.
This week they had the luxury of interviewing the top 5 20 year old PG's in the USA, and had a fantastic time doing it. The lucky 5 are Garth Ritchies, Barney Mayer, Dwain Withers, Peter Cox, and Timothy Meeks
Enjoy USA, we may never be as lucky again!
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"Sleet here observing the PG's running drills. All of them are precision passers, but the shooting is lacking. Sleet off for now. Man Oriole, I don't think I've ever seen more slackers in my life, their awful, they smell, none of them speak clearly, amongst many other things. God help Rambo."-S
"Uhh Sleet you're still recording" -O
"Ah #$@^. I hate these mother $%^*@^$ pieces of %^@.-S
"You're still recording man. "-O
"I hate my job"-S
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"Tangosz here, sitting down with one of the best overall 20 y/o's in the US, Garth Ritchie. Garth it's a pleasure being able to sit down with you. How are you taking in this entire experience?"-T
"Well this certainly is, well um, interesting."-G.R.
"Why is that?"-T
"Can this be off the record?"-G.R.
"Why of course it can." Tangosz leaves his tape recorder on.
"I'm the best out of all of these pretenders. In fact I'm the greatest that ever came through this camp. Joe Who? Martin Who? Willis Who?"-G.R.
Tangosz and Garth both break out laughing after that last name.
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"Moflaffle, since I suspect Sleet is drunk, and depressed right now, let's go interview Mayer and Withers together"-O
"He does this every time we interview a group of players that excludes one of his own. My question is why is he still here?"-M
"Hey you bailed out Hubert Douglas out of jail 14 times last season so I don't want any mouth from you"-O
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"Oriole and Moflaffle here with Dwain Withers and Barney Mayer. Let's get this started. A question for both of you. You've both been practicing with each other all week. How does the guy sitting next to you have to improve his game?"
"Well Mr. Withers game is very very good. However I don't think I've ever seen him grab a rebound. Plus he doesn't shoot well, also he's short, plus I don't really think he speaks English."-B.M.
"Barney ne pas abattre que bien, mais il constitue un bon défenseur comme je l'ai vu tous les autour. Aussi il a eu un grand moteur."-D.W.
"Uhh What? Dwain you are an American, and you were drafted, and play for a team based in Chicago...?-M
"Yo sé, pero no hablan inglés. Puedo comprender muy bien."-D.W.
"What the hell. He's speaking Spanish now. According to my records you have never left the country before, yet you speak multiple languages, and English is not one of them? Is that correct?"-O
"Ja"-D.W.
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