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Well still up in the cold north Europe..........stupid cold.........I thought it was October, not December. Anyways I gone to the much warmer U21 Training center just north of the stradium they're playng against. SO now I hear the noise of a basketball. Hitting the net..........and it was Huston trying to shoot some 3s! I guess they were playing around since magiker wasn't there [Jon L. said he gone o a nearby McDonalds to grab some lunch.....that his players better watch out for him cause he'll be bringing his 67 pit bulls later on :O] So then JL shouted "Hey stop doing all this stupid 3 point big shooting, go to where yall belong.........then he taught the positions like it was Pre K all over again. After that I had an interview with JL and here we go.


Me: Well are yall excited about being in Europe?

JL: HELL NO. It's freezing up here. USA is by far better than Europe when it comes to climate. Why didn't Africa host this?

Me: What are you guys gonna do with Huston and his only 8 GS?

JL: Well he looks like he's gonna be fine. He practiced hard this week trying to prepare for Serbia and their Bigs. Now we all know Serbia is just............you know right?

Me: yeah, they're not that good. Though they do have SOME great players. Now what will you guys do with their 4 elite Bigs?

JL: Well right now we see someone's strengths and weaknesses. But he has a 14/15/15 build. Hopefully Huston will be able to assure that we could still beat them.

Me: What are you guys gonna do with their Guards. Are yall suggesting a Outside based tactic since Serbia has a lot of good bigs and not so good guards or what?

JL: Well we aren't sure right now. They only got 1 or 2 elite Guards............while wehave a ton and we got them at 9 gs too. But all I know is, Serbia is tougher than you think, tough.

Me: Well hopefully you guys will be taking care of business as usual, with hopefully an advantage somewhere! What are yall plans for the next game at the aussies?

JL: go to the offsite and find out ;) (http://s3.zetaboards.com/BuzzerBeater_USA_NT/index/)

Me: Well peace out man, gotta go before magiker comes with his 67 pitbulls!

after that I was just about to leave when I heard a lot of barks..................oh NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh well hopefully All of us will be alright. "Everyone, get your selves over here! And if you flinch you will be attacked by my pit bulls!" Yelled magiker. Well this was tough reporting for the USA!

to be continued...........................

While tough was in the middle of his crazy dream with magiker having pitbulls, I was on my mission to lock Serbia's players inside their hotel rooms. However, I was a little rusty since I had not done this since the Americas last season. To practice, I went to a meeting with the NHL commissioner and player's association leader. Success. I was satisfied and went straight to Serbia's hotel.

When I got to their floor, I overheard Pitbull music being played. Luckily, I've seen this trick before, and it wasn't going to stop me. I put my earplugs on and kept walking. Suddenly, I walked into a trapdoor. Little did they know, I have the ability to fly, so once again, their plan to stop me failed. I walked up to one of the rooms, and it has a sign that said "Look over there", and it pointed to a pack of skittles and a plate of Polish sausage in the corner. I could not resist, so I went over there and started eating both of them. As I was eating, the Serbia basketball team came up from behind me and duct taped me to the floor. I couldn't move and I could do nothing about it. I'm still duct taped to the floor as I type. Help me.

Magiker brought in Greg Oden to give the team a speech. Unfortunately, Oden tore a vocal cord on his first word, so we had no speech. Anthony Lucas, a Kansas City Chief fan, started cheering.

Since I had told Aaron Meeker and Herbert Jones that Serbia was gonna forfeit their game, they slacked off for the week and were in terrible shape. When Serbia walked onto the court, they were in shock, and were benched by magiker for being in terrible shape. Serbia seemed extra motivated after trapping me, and they were able to beat us 79-77. Irving Adcock had a craptastic game with 0 points on 0-6 shooting, a rebound and assist, 2 turnovers, and 3 fouls in 9 minutes.

Watch our team play again next week on Monday, October 15th at 1:30 ET against Australia.

While tough was in the middle of his crazy dream with magiker having pitbulls, I was on my mission to lock Serbia's players inside their hotel rooms. However, I was a little rusty since I had not done this since the Americas last season. To practice, I went to a meeting with the NHL commissioner and player's association leader. Success. I was satisfied and went straight to Serbia's hotel.

When I got to their floor, I overheard Pitbull music being played. Luckily, I've seen this trick before, and it wasn't going to stop me. I put my earplugs on and kept walking. Suddenly, I walked into a trapdoor. Little did they know, I have the ability to fly, so once again, their plan to stop me failed. I walked up to one of the rooms, and it has a sign that said "Look over there", and it pointed to a pack of skittles and a plate of Polish sausage in the corner. I could not resist, so I went over there and started eating both of them. As I was eating, the Serbia basketball team came up from behind me and duct taped me to the floor. I couldn't move and I could do nothing about it. I'm still duct taped to the floor as I type. Help me.

Magiker brought in Greg Oden to give the team a speech. Unfortunately, Oden tore a vocal cord on his first word, so we had no speech. Anthony Lucas, a Kansas City Chief fan, started cheering.

Since I had told Aaron Meeker and Herbert Jones that Serbia was gonna forfeit their game, they slacked off for the week and were in terrible shape. When Serbia walked onto the court, they were in shock, and were benched by magiker for being in terrible shape. Serbia seemed extra motivated after trapping me, and they were able to beat us 79-77. Irving Adcock had a craptastic game with 0 points on 0-6 shooting, a rebound and assist, 2 turnovers, and 3 fouls in 9 minutes.

Watch our team play again next week on Monday, October 15th at 1:30 ET against Australia.

This is messed up............0 forum balls for me and 3 for moflaffle. CHECK THAT 8


This is sad............ and I wasn't having some dreams with pitbulls. It was REAL! one bit me in the leg after my report.



guess I should juststop with U21 Stuff, I suck at it.

I should just go with coco and the NT then.............oh well maybe next season will be a good one, right now I am concentrating on getting out of relegation

Last edited by tough at 10/9/2012 10:26:03 PM

While tough was in the middle of his crazy dream with magiker having pitbulls, I was on my mission to lock Serbia's players inside their hotel rooms. However, I was a little rusty since I had not done this since the Americas last season. To practice, I went to a meeting with the NHL commissioner and player's association leader. Success. I was satisfied and went straight to Serbia's hotel.

When I got to their floor, I overheard Pitbull music being played. Luckily, I've seen this trick before, and it wasn't going to stop me. I put my earplugs on and kept walking. Suddenly, I walked into a trapdoor. Little did they know, I have the ability to fly, so once again, their plan to stop me failed. I walked up to one of the rooms, and it has a sign that said "Look over there", and it pointed to a pack of skittles and a plate of Polish sausage in the corner. I could not resist, so I went over there and started eating both of them. As I was eating, the Serbia basketball team came up from behind me and duct taped me to the floor. I couldn't move and I could do nothing about it. I'm still duct taped to the floor as I type. Help me.

Magiker brought in Greg Oden to give the team a speech. Unfortunately, Oden tore a vocal cord on his first word, so we had no speech. Anthony Lucas, a Kansas City Chief fan, started cheering.

Since I had told Aaron Meeker and Herbert Jones that Serbia was gonna forfeit their game, they slacked off for the week and were in terrible shape. When Serbia walked onto the court, they were in shock, and were benched by magiker for being in terrible shape. Serbia seemed extra motivated after trapping me, and they were able to beat us 79-77. Irving Adcock had a craptastic game with 0 points on 0-6 shooting, a rebound and assist, 2 turnovers, and 3 fouls in 9 minutes.

Watch our team play again next week on Monday, October 15th at 1:30 ET against Australia.

This is messed up............0 forum balls for me and 3 for moflaffle.


This is sad............ and I wasn't having some dreams with pitbulls. It was REAL! one bit me in the leg after my report.



guess I should juststop with U21 Stuff, I suck at it.

I should just go with coco and the NT then.............oh well maybe next season will be a good one, right now I am concentrating on getting out of relegation

Take out your anger: http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/272/913/...

EDIT: Also, mof, that Kansas City Chiefs joke: http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leut89oTFl1qf8yek.gif

Last edited by adchester at 10/8/2012 10:08:21 PM

It's not that I'm better than you, it's that I use my other 10 accounts to rate my posts up. ;)

While tough was in the middle of his crazy dream with magiker having pitbulls, I was on my mission to lock Serbia's players inside their hotel rooms. However, I was a little rusty since I had not done this since the Americas last season. To practice, I went to a meeting with the NHL commissioner and player's association leader. Success. I was satisfied and went straight to Serbia's hotel.

When I got to their floor, I overheard Pitbull music being played. Luckily, I've seen this trick before, and it wasn't going to stop me. I put my earplugs on and kept walking. Suddenly, I walked into a trapdoor. Little did they know, I have the ability to fly, so once again, their plan to stop me failed. I walked up to one of the rooms, and it has a sign that said "Look over there", and it pointed to a pack of skittles and a plate of Polish sausage in the corner. I could not resist, so I went over there and started eating both of them. As I was eating, the Serbia basketball team came up from behind me and duct taped me to the floor. I couldn't move and I could do nothing about it. I'm still duct taped to the floor as I type. Help me.

Magiker brought in Greg Oden to give the team a speech. Unfortunately, Oden tore a vocal cord on his first word, so we had no speech. Anthony Lucas, a Kansas City Chief fan, started cheering.

Since I had told Aaron Meeker and Herbert Jones that Serbia was gonna forfeit their game, they slacked off for the week and were in terrible shape. When Serbia walked onto the court, they were in shock, and were benched by magiker for being in terrible shape. Serbia seemed extra motivated after trapping me, and they were able to beat us 79-77. Irving Adcock had a craptastic game with 0 points on 0-6 shooting, a rebound and assist, 2 turnovers, and 3 fouls in 9 minutes.

Watch our team play again next week on Monday, October 15th at 1:30 ET against Australia.

This is messed up............0 forum balls for me and 3 for moflaffle.


This is sad............ and I wasn't having some dreams with pitbulls. It was REAL! one bit me in the leg after my report.



guess I should juststop with U21 Stuff, I suck at it.

I should just go with coco and the NT then.............oh well maybe next season will be a good one, right now I am concentrating on getting out of relegation

Yah tough it's extremely biased. I thought my recap was fairly competent and funny, but I got zero forum balls. So I get we must toil onward without getting a hint of recognition, or create 5 more accounts.


Last edited by Jack Stevens at 10/8/2012 10:55:31 PM

Being completely honest here, I balled moflaffle because I found myself laughing at mofaffles post. When I read yours and toughs I honestly did not find myself laughing. Just being completely honest, it has nothing to do with the fact that moflaffle has higher recognition and super powers. Thats just my honest opinion however :) Keep it up though, you'll get better!

Yeah, to be honest, people like adc, mof and fewmit have me laughing everytime I read their Previews and Recaps, like Bballin said. Don't worry tough, in a matter of time, you will at least be as good as the stuff I put out.

C'mon tough, u got over 250 forum balls, shouldnt be too worried about ur comments getting ur not balls, u've got plenty, ur obviously gonna keep getting them...

Haha, I like how you name me first and I've made like one preview ever. Mof and fewmit deserve much more appreciation than me.