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While tough kept on cracking "STILLFRIED IS ON FIRE!!!!!" and "STILLFRIED BURNS A THREE" jokes(LAME) and mof barfing up rainbows after eating too much polish sausage and skittles(not a good mix) I hopped on my private jet and made my way to Finland,to help USA "Finnish" the round on a good note(get it). When I made my way into Australia's hotel room I was surprised to see 20 year olds. I asked the maid if I was in the correct room,turns out I was. To figure out the mystery behind this madness I took my jet to Australia to see if I can get an answer from the U21 manager. Turns out he wasn't there,bummer for me right. WRONG,while I was done there I got to enjoy the warm weather and wrestle a kangaroo. I lost,but to be fair he had a killer jab. I then returned to Finlay. When I entered the USA's game planning room,Fewmit let us know that Australia had given up and called up the 20 year olds to give them " experience". So I got my behind kicked by a kangaroo for NO reason. When I returned to my room I still heard mof barfing and tough's joke.

After my cold nap I made my way to the players rooms,and sure enough Jones and Meeker's game shape were still horrific. The latter's was the worst though. I asked Meeker why he was still in terrible game shape,his response you ask?"I'm too damn good to be facing a bunch of underrated punks"Sheesh the ego on that guy. The others were no where to be found so I went to the court to practice my fantastic basketball skills. As I entered I heard shoes squeaking and a whip. Turns out the it was the players and magicker whipping everyone who made a mistake. JL was on the bench going over plays. Overall the team looked very good.

With that I leave you with USA will win.

If we don't I blame PETA

Last edited by Knowledge at 10/13/2012 2:37:56 PM

well stillfried gonna be alright folks

he only suffered minor burns to his legs and now is practicing for the blue sox eagles game........


well let's see what jack got in his joke bank this monday............

Recap

Well sorry for being so late guys, magiker kidnapped me and forced me to take care of his 67 pitbulls(a terrible job btw). So I was a bit late, actually rl things. No time for a lot of humor this time(I know you're all sighing in relief, lol) In short the US blew the men from down under, to up over. Absolutely crushing them by a score of 120-59, it appears that US tied and Australia ct'd. So a nice win by the red, white and blue. Adcock led all scorers with 23 pts, also a nice showing by McArthur, with 15 pts and 17 rebs. And Huston didn't foul-out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!......WHAT!!!!!!!, he actually had a very nice game with 20 pts and 12 rebs. As I said this is a rather lame recap, my apologies. Between HW, bro up from Chicago, and misc, just haven't had a ton of time, so hopefully it settles down a little. All right time's up, I am on magikers iPad and he only gave me 7 min and 37 1/2 sec, so it time to start scooping shit again, damn this gets old someone get me outta here.

Last edited by Jack Stevens at 10/17/2012 6:33:25 PM