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From: fewmit
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Date: 11/18/2012 9:50:20 PM
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Darling wife,

I hope this note finds you. magiker has locked the press corps in the arena basement for the week to avoid any leaks of his strategy against Poland for Monday's semifinal. He thinks that he has a new surefire idea after losing to them last week. Something involving full court press and hit men. All we've had to eat for 6 days has been a few stale hohos and Ardrad's tears. Tensions are high...we may not make it. Send my love to the kids - Josh and whatsherface. If you have some way to bribe Jon L into bringing us cell phones and vodka we may stand a chance against the rats.

Your loving husband, fewmit

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From: tough

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Date: 11/18/2012 10:21:12 PM
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I have an idea...........anyone wanna hear how we can get out of this sh**hole basement?

3 Time NBBA Champion. Certified Trainer. Mentor. Have any questions? Feel free to shoot me a BB-Mail!
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Date: 11/18/2012 10:26:52 PM
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You have HoHos? Better save them...soon they'll be a collectors item. :(

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Date: 11/18/2012 10:40:00 PM
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Is there such a thing as a stale HoHo? I was under the impression that they lasted forever. Something about where the factories are located in relation to the jet stream. And I think the Coreolis Effect is involved.

From: fewmit
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Date: 11/19/2012 5:37:56 PM
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Darling wife,

Your lack of response to my previous missive I assume was because you were hard at work on obtaining my release. Jon said that you were working him over pretty hard, but that it wasn't us that was getting released as a result. Whatever that meant. The PR staff nonetheless got let us out after the game was over, dirty and hollow-eyed. We saw that PG Anthony Lucas had lead a glorious beat-down of the Polish team, passing through the defense like it didn't even exist for 14 assists. That's three Worlds on a row that Team USA has knocked the Polish U21 out of the contest! Next up is Serbia on Monday in the World Championship game. I pray you are well. Jon says I'll be able to see you after a few more sessions of balling and shooting drills. Whatever that means.

Your loving husband, fewmit

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From: Aradrad
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Date: 11/19/2012 9:05:19 PM
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Dear Mrs. fewmit,

In case you were wondering, the final score was 89-78. I don't think he's found out about us yet, but he was eyeing me suspiciously while we were trapped in the basement. He wouldn't even give me any of the Hohos. Of course, I as in the intern was busy serving as his footstool, but still. As long as he doesn't find the test results, we should be fine. I'll see you soon.

Aradrad, Toilet Scrubber 2nd Class.

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Date: 11/20/2012 9:57:51 PM
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No one gives a shit about poland

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Date: 11/20/2012 10:07:24 PM
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No one gives a shit about poland

Wow this guy is brilliant, I see a bright future for my 12 yr old friend.

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Date: 11/20/2012 10:13:43 PM
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They got sick sausage doe, and Robert Lewandowski is pretty chill.