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Well, gone from the crazy cold weather in Finland, the crazy temper in magiker, and the angry asst. coach JL, I gone to Chile, which was much warmer and at least I didn't freeze up in there. So then I went to talk to coco for a minute on the instructions to do with Chile:

Coco: "Ok tough, only intern on here for Thanksgiving. Just forgot about the packet and the U21 Stuff. This is the Big Leagues, the NT. Now what I need you to do is put vodka in every Chilean's locker room, put em in a silver canteen and put a note on it. Can you do that?"

me: "Of course, so easy.......I've done worse stuff with the U21. So where is the vodka?"

Coco: "shhh, if the BBs hear about it, USA will be disqualified. I have milk crates in the basement below. you will dress like a staff member of the Chilean team, and then when you walk in, you will have to do the Gangnam Style."

me: "Why do I have to do the Gangnam Style? Isn't that song old already?"

Coco: "Just do it man. I don't know why but all Chilean staff is crazy, so I assume they do the Gangnam Style."

me: "Seriously? I've gone through worser stuff with the U21. Is the NT a joke? Becaue-"

Coco: "Your getting on my nerves, just go already!"

So then I gone to the basement. Heard some strange sounds that looked like Michele Bello saying help me.........help me Then I heard some gun shots and they were some stupid misfires by some Chilean Gangster. "What are you doing here! Where's the secret handshake?" So then I assumed he was talking about Gangnam style and I did that. He shot me in the leg. I guess that wasn't the handshake. Coco!!!!!!! So then I got out my own Gun (which is illegal since I was a minor with weapons, but at least my 5'10'' height made me look like an adult) and shot him in the head, and I accidentally killed him. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't mean to do that!" So then I had to go outside, dig a hole in the ground, and bury the guy before anyone noticed. Then when I gone back I see all the milk crates with the vodka gone. "All sh**. Can this get any worse?" So then I had to go to a flea market (which was closed) broke in and stole the whole shelf of vodka. What I didn't know was there were alarms and they went off. So then I was running with the vodka, stole a Camaro and was driving like a maniac for like 2 hours on a high speed chase. So then I gone back to the arena Chile and USA were playing in and did one of those tricks where you spin your car to a stop; which caused a lot of smoke (http://speednik.com/files/2011/09/CamaroColor-640x345.jpg) so I was able to get back to the Chilean Practice Couts just in time all black and everything.........and simply told the Coach: "Here is your water." and then walked away........

me: "Coco, I did it!" and collapsed

Coco: "Man, what did this guy do?"

Then the Police was all in the arena checking everything, except the vodka! So watch the US as they take on Chile tomorrow @5:30 PM this is tough reporting for the USA! *collapses again*