Well here I am right now in the middle of the night, trying to go into the Flash Mashers' team facility located near Salt Lake City, Utah, all to just get the Ghana NT's star Center drunk. I'm trying to break in with former Mountain Eagles Timothy Kruger, who played during the game vs. Flash a couple of seasons ago. "He should know you" I said. So right now I'm trying to locate a key where I can open the door to Chekreye's office and I said "heck with it, Timothy let me know if someone comes" so I banged the door open where I had to search for about 2 hours for Youssouf War's file. I found it and it said that War lived in a mansion up in Riverton, Utah near Salt Lake City. So I got lucky, drove away in my rental Ford Mustang, and drove to War's house. I broke in, and found it funny that there was no alarm. So then I gone to walk around the house, knock a couple of guards drunk to sleep, and gone upstairs to check where Youssouf was. I looked in about 7 rooms before I finally saw clothes in the hallway. "Looked like the War ended in the bed." said Kruger, and I said "shush." So I gone to the room where the woman and War were sleeping and put a bottle of heavy vodka on the table. I then had crept outside to see 10 pitbulls standing out there. I had to do something. I ran into the house and luckily found a bb gun right beside me. I said "BEAT THAT DOGS" and shot em assassin style. Only problem was; it wasn't real bullets. They were fake. SO then the bulls got me and tore my clothes to pieces and I barely managed to get inside the rental mustang. Timothy Kruger fled from the scene and ditched me. All I had was a torn up shirt and my boxers left. So I just said "F*** Ghana they can do whatever they want and USA can still beat em, so I ain't doing this ever again>" I gone back to Houston and my house to get some new clothes before flying to Hellas for the game.
Watch the USA whup Ghana's a** today @ 1:30 PM ET. This is tough reporting for the USA........ ::mumbles about pitbulls again""
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