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I thought it would be a good idea at this point to review the remaining candidates for NT Manager and take a look at thier plans and goals if elected

Sleet
- Incredibly long-winded
- Close relationship with current NT management
- Committed to developing more balanced, salary efficient players for NT use
- Committed to building a structured staff to share NT load and develop future candidates for NT/u21 positions
- Once wrestled a bear. Lack of claws and/or any real natural weapons was too much to overcome. Tapped out when his arm was ripped off.
- Believes LI is best current option, but open to considering other tactics if needs arise.
- Has not presented birth certificate. Also, no one has ever seen jfarb and sleet in the same place at the same time. Coincidence?


Isaiah
- NT Management experience (Luxembourg)
- Hates Canada
- Committed to getting top players more SB
- Committed to keeping a fun atmosphere around NT
- Recently changed name from "smallfries" to "Isaiah", but left avatar refering to smallfries. Insert character assumption here.
- Believes LI is the way to win, unless GE changes prove otherwise
- Also once wrestled a bear. Also lost badly. Obviously. Bears are highly evolved killing machines. A full-grown grizzly bear could literally rip a tree out of the ground and play baseball with you as the ball.
- Committed to developing players for other tactics in the future


NewEra
- Running for exposure, experience. Does not expect to win
- Committed to developing more and better guards for NT use
- Committed to getting NBBA more involved in acquiring NT talent
- Has never wrestled a bear. This demonstrates a level of intelligence our other two candidates clearly dont have. Is anyone reading this still unclear on the deadly power of a full grown bear? They do not hesitate. One second, you're in the forest eating a PB&J and listening to Celine Dion on your WalkMan, the next you are in the jaws of the most powerful being on Earth, hoping to God something distracts him because if not, you literally have no hope. You are a bag of meat protected by marshmallows.
- Less experience, but a new set of ideas and vision
- Believes wholesale changes would avoid a dive into mediocrity for NT
- RetroBulls > NeoBulls


If any of our candidates feel misrepresented here, I apologize. All facts where taken directly from speeches/debate and condensed.

Has not presented birth certificate. Also, no one has ever seen jfarb and sleet in the same place at the same time. Coincidence?

If I'm Sleet then apparently I hate myself ;)

Thats exactly the type of diversionary comment i would expect from you, jfarb/sleet

Wow! This is really helpful! It's difficult for users to sort through all the rhetoric sometimes, so it's helpful to have a condensed assessment here so I don't have to think! After reviewing the information, I have come to the conclusion that the bear would be the best NT coach though. After selling Sleet's arm on E-bay, he's been able to funnel a lot more money into the election than the other candidates, and I want this kind of ingenuity for my NT coach.

Last edited by Aradrad at 3/9/2013 5:54:41 PM

Good summary. I got half way through the actual debate thread before losing interest and playing a game of online checkers, losing badly to some 11 year old asian kid from China.

I guess I missed the part where potential candidates claimed to have wrestled grown ass bears, Crazy! I haven't done anything that stupid, however, I have taken a bull by the horns and wrestled it into submission, saving a group of homeless children living in small Ecuadorian village. To this day, the village people still honor my presents whenever I visit. They even bestowed upon me a heroic alias -- El Gringo.

I guess I missed the part where potential candidates claimed to have wrestled grown ass bears, Crazy!

Please don't misrepresent; they were wrestling grown grizzly bears. So far as I can tell, nobody admitted to wrestling an ass bear of any age or size, not that there's anything wrong with that.

Not that it would matter. In fact, the fact that I dont know what an ass bear is means I cant see it coming. Dangerous and stealthy. Twice the killing power. Might as well lay down in your grave and wait at this point.

I guess I missed the part where potential candidates claimed to have wrestled grown ass bears, Crazy!

Please don't misrepresent; they were wrestling grown grizzly bears. So far as I can tell, nobody admitted to wrestling an ass bear of any age or size, not that there's anything wrong with that.

The key when wrestling with an ass bear is to make sure you don't lose, as they can really give you a pounding

No, that's Pedobear.

I don't know, ass bear's can be pretty sexual as well. As a matter of fact, I once saw a grown ass bear wearing a red laced thong -- he was male, mind you not.

I don't know what exactly you guys were talking about.... BUT I LIKE IT!