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From: yeppers
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Date: 4/8/2013 4:34:35 PM
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It was halftime. The USA U21 had struggled all half against the scrappy Egyptians, and looked a little shell-shocked. Fewmit had gone from annoyed to frustrated to hysterical, and was now befuddled in his office, trying to think of something to tell the troops to bring them out of their daze. He thought back to the legacy of the U21 team, and the great history of men to take the mantle as coach. Men such as RamboVT. And Magiker. And RamboVT. And he realized what had to be done. As he stood in front of his team, an eery silence feel over the locker room. He spoke:

Sons of Washington, of Jefferson, my brothers!
I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me.
A day may come when the courage of Men fails
When we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship
But it is not this day
An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the Age of Man comes crashing down
But it is not this day!
This day we fight!
By all that you hold dear on this good earth
I bid you stand, Men of the West!


A great cheer rose from the squad and they charged out of the locker room, invigorated, and proceeded to pummel the Egyptians into oblivion for the remaining 24 minutes while Fewmit watched with a shadow of a smile on his face. When the dust settled, the USA had scored a 110-82 win (24010), led by Leon Cohen's 11-13, 23 point performance.

Jared Carnes continued his stellar play, and Johnny Lewis (formerly Juan Lewis, and Juan Luis before that) was highly efficient and American in every way off the bench.

Mark "Showtime" Horner gets the MVP though. He scored a pivotal bucket in the fourth quarter to take the lead from 24 to 26, and also was on or near the court for almost every single basket made by the USA. This is his third MVP award in two games.

The USA seem to be hitting their stride in this Worlds campaign. Tune in next Monday as we take on China! Unless you're from the INS. In which case I have some papers to shred....

Last edited by yeppers at 4/8/2013 5:47:16 PM

From: fewmit
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240243.2 in reply to 240243.1
Date: 4/8/2013 6:06:03 PM
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So I don't know where the Feds have gotten wind of this idea, but to dispel any further speculation of the birth origins of my players here are the facts about your all-American U21 and their all-American owners.

Huey Spoonmore (24738069)
Mr. Spoonmore is managed by Kamal Raheim. He was born in Detroit and has become a huge success despite all the teasing he got as a child for his stupid name which is not made up.

Mark Horner (24736217)
Mr. Horner is managed by Ray C., was born, raised, and plays ball in Connecticut, and enjoys long walks on the beach and showboating. American through and through.

Juán Lewis (24740755)
Johnny Lewis has a speech impediment, for your information. That is English he's speaking. His manager Kled will be happy to transl...er...convey the gist of what he's saying.

Leon Cohen (24734105)
Canadian Leonard Cohen's bastard son was born in the Heartland. Of the United States. To a folk music groupie. In Nebraska. I know, it's weird enough to imagine folk music groupie chicks putting out, and you don't even want to picture Leonard Cohen getting busy. Manager Jerry Midwest just puts it out of his mind.

Craig Anaya (24735537)
JFro bought Mr. Anaya as a baby and raised him to be a basketball prodigy in an entirely legal manner. Well, at least legal in Mississippi.

Jared Carnes (24735129)
Yeah right. Like he's not an American. Have you ever seen an Irishman who could play ball? Ever? Stupidest thing I've ever heard. Please don't waste manager G3C's time and taxpayer dollars with your stupid ass subpoena.

Teddy Hills (24738358)
Procta has the change of name paperwork here somewhere. Fine yes, he changed his name...but there's nothing suspicious about it once you know that his name used to be Yugo Downonme.

Jim Bruner (24739152)
Born in Seattle. The city has yet to succeed from the Union, so suck it Federalis. Manager sammy-v has a little birdie to show ya on your way out the door.

Prince Peter Savimbi (24740274)
Yes, that's his real freaking name. Yes, he really is a prince. No, you've never heard of the country. Because it no longer exists. Yes he's American. For now. Until the upcoming glorious revolution restores the rightful monarchy. Yes, manager AlbusDumblederp has all the supporting documents.

Group hug!