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Transcript from Conference Call between current and former USA NT/U21 staff
Subject: Cheating methods
Date: **/**/**
Recorded by: ***** ****
Case #: ***** in cooperation with NSA, CIA, and Interpol
Clearance Level: Delta



Fewmit: Good Evening gentlemen. I called this phone meeting to figure out what we are going to do. We were pummeled by those damn Russians today. The imported players aren't cutting it. The staff you guys sent me is completely useless. Yeppers is more concerned with punny nicknames than winning, and Tough....seriously who's idea was it to send him?

Jfarb: Told you guys he would screw it up. Should have sent Rambo VT. He would know what to do...

Sleet: Hey maybe we should talk about this later. Someone could be recording this.

Fewmit: Oh for God's sake Sleet. Take off your tin foil hat. Now here's what I'm thinking. Magiker, do you still have that guy's number that pulled the hit job on the Polish guys back in 19?

Magiker: What a rookie. We can't pull that gag twice numbnuts. You better get your crap together. I had to do some seriously messed up crap to get all these guys passports. Do you know what a Belgian Pop Tart is? No? Trust me....you dont want to know.

Sleet: Seriously guys, we shouldn't be talking about this on the phone. We could get in big trouble

Fewmit: Well I don't know what to do!! Brian, could you maybe send me a couple mil to pay the refs off with?

Brian: No!! My money!!! All mine!!

Jfarb: Jesus Christ...ok Fewmit here's what you're gonna do. At the next press conference, grab the Italian coaches coffee cup. We'll beat the hell out of Tough, and plant the prints on a baseball bat near the scene. Italians out. As for the Russians, I have a guy who will testify under oath that he injected them with steroids. Send Yeppers in to plant a couple of needles with their DNA on them, and tell him if he gives anyone even one nickname, so help me God I'll murder him with my own two hands. Russians out. And the Polish...I think I can get the Germans to invade Poland by next week. So that should take care of them. I'll send Wozzvt down there to replace Tough while hes in the hospital. You down Wozz?

Wozzvt: Absolutely! I'll just need to go get some extra pocket protectors and refill my inhaler, and I'll hop on a plane! Fewmit, I'll be needing a room with hypoallergenic sheets, if you dont mind

Fewmit: Uhhh....could you maybe also send an extra small forward? I sort of hit Eddy in the head with a folding chair. Hoping he gets his memory back soon.

Jfarb: Damnit!! Brian, could Nemesio pass for 21?

Brian: Yes...for a small fee....

Fewmit: Great. Thanks for the help guys. We should be alright now. Told you guys I would figure it out.

Sleet: Everybody be quiet for a second...I think I hear breathing on the line....

****END RECORDING****

Oh my gosh this is brilliant. How long does it take you to write one of these recaps?

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Translation: yeppers please stop picking on me in these reports

Last edited by Bballin at 4/29/2013 11:17:06 PM

Translation: yeppers please stop picking on me in these reports

Wow!

Last edited by Bballin at 4/29/2013 11:18:53 PM

Well...now you're just asking for it. Lol

Booo the Canadian is censoring our American discussions! Blasphemy!

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Last edited by The Cabal at 4/29/2013 9:41:23 PM

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Last edited by The Cabal at 4/29/2013 9:41:23 PM

Edited before your actual post, noice!

I have been locked in what I think is a Russian nuclear bunker since the start of Worlds with nothing but a typewriter and a hamster wheel. I wish I could tell you how long it takes to write these, but I've lost track of the days.