With all this anger that is spewing out here on BB-USA, I feel like we could use something to cheer us all up. "What could that be," you may ask. Well idiot, if you read the title, you probably wouldn't have asked that question. Clearly, it is a compilation of the greatest forum posts ever from a legendary forum poster. "Now who could that be," you may ask. Clown question bro. Could I have made it any more obvious that this is about me? Probably, I mean, I could've put it in the title, but by now you should've guessed it. In fact, you probably skipped reading this part entirely. Whatever, I'll move on.
These are all the posts I have with 5+ balls, which comes out to a nice and normal looking 15 number. All of these have a nice in depth analysis on why these posts got balls and why I am so funny as stuff like that. I will edit this when there are changes in the order or additions are made.
15.
(232380.2) (5 balls)
This post was in response to Mickey LT McCoy's new thread called "The You Times." The point of his thread was for people to write stories about their team, which I found unnecessary, as I have supporter, which lets me write press releases. However, with no one making a post for an entire 26 minutes and 34 seconds, I felt like someone had to get the thread rolling, and who better than the legendary forum poster, me. I went into decent detail about how my team is unexciting and average, and funnied it up by having an interview in which I played both the interviewer, and the interviewee. Due to this unorthodox style, readers found it more intriguing, thus more people read it closely, and saw my very sensational humor. I realized that haters would be all over me for posting in this when I could make a press release, but I was quick to react, with the note that "Now I don't have to annoy my league members when I want to make a press release." It was an okay excuse, but maybe not overly convincing. Had I made a more convincing excuse, I likely would have received more positive feedback, AKA balls.
12. (Tie)
(221875.1) (6 balls)
This post was a preview to the upcoming U21 match against the squad from Brasil, back in Season 20, during the America's tournament. The goal of these previews is to catch the attention of the reader, making him want to watch the game, which I feel I was successful in this case. With the game coming up, it is normal to talk about how the team was doing in practice prior to the game, so I decided to talk about that. In order to catch the attention of the reader, I felt that it was necessary for something different to happen, which in this case, was me coaching a practice instead of the at the time coach magiker. If I were to coach the practice similar to the ways of magiker, it would not be interesting, so I had to change my ways, by inserting in out of the ordinary plays. Due to being picked on from these new plays, Robby Serrano wanted to pick on me, so he challenged me to a game of 1 on 1. A close game is what the reader will find most interesting, however, that is not what happened here, as I beat him 21-0. Luckily, I was able to use this as a connector to the game, making it a point of interest to see if Serrano would redeem himself in the game.