With the U21 Worlds run in a bit of a dead period, I thought we could familiarize ourselves with the big boy team as they gear up for the America's semi final, where a bid for Worlds next season will be at stake. So without further ado, I present your season 23 USA NT!!
G Laverne Goddard
Owner - Brian
From - Jackson, MS
Hobbies - Dishing the Rock, Dropping Dimes, Overall Solid Fundamental Basketball
Sleet Sez - "Goddard is one of my favorite players. Only problem is that he never really turns it off. He has more than once hit me in the face with a bounce pass in the middle of the cafeteria
G Russell Sullivan
Owner - Coach Monroe
From - Unknown
Hobbies - Silence, Marksmanship, Interrogation
Sleet Sez - "I dont know, ok?! Someone called me and said to look out my window, and he was on my doorstep. Took him to the gym and he just picked up a basketball...and the rest is history. I dont know anything about any Nigerian killing fields, how many times do I have to say it??"
G Homer Frye
Owner - Mucho Mu
From - Tulsa, OK
Hobbies - Jacking up J's, Being completely irrelevant
Sleet Sez - "Frye is an excellent defender. Might have played better if Smallfrie had won the election. They have a lot in common. you know what they say. Birds with Small Fries, flock together"
G Kenny Luther
Owner - Closeman
From - Anchorage, AK
Hobbies - Going 1-15
Sleet Sez - "When am I gonna let him wear something besides '1-15' on his jersey? When we get that loss to those sorry Canadians back. Hes lucky Coco still isn't coach. There was a cattle brand bent into the shape of those numbers in the office when I got there."
G Mikey Walter
Owner - Magiker
From - Salem, OR
Hobbies - Jumpers, Jumpers, Jumpers
Sleet Sez - "Do you know how many times I've kicked him out of practice for shooting threes during the layup lines?"
SF Nemesio Xermade
Owner - Brian
From - Phoenix, AZ
Hobbies - Wearing Crocs, Talking about wearing Crocs, Reporting people to the Homeowners Association
Sleet Sez - " You ever just look at someone, and want to hit them in the face with a shovel?"
SF Frank Tanner
Owner - Lucas Ray
From - Lexington, KY
Hobbies - Flea Markets, Shooting Rifles, Attempting to murder Nemesio
Sleet Sez - "The guy is just an all-around stud. Frankly we all wish he had more potential so we could dump that jackwagon Xermade. But alas....the gods are cruel."
C Len Neilsen
Owner - Coco
From - San Diego Zoo
Hobbies - Pushing his log across his cage, sign language, throwing feces
Sleet Sez - " You know, the guy fouls a lot, but apparently it's the same foul for a reach-in as it is for literally separating a man's arm from his body, which tends to lower the player's FT shooting. So he has his uses."
C Evan Lorenz
Owner - Brian
From - Palo Alto, CA
Hobbies - Reading a good book at Starbucks, Listening to the least downloaded songs on Itunes, Collecting Loafers
Sleet Sez - " Ahhh Lorenz. Nemesio's only friend on the team. Generally a good guy, but if he tries to take me to see another obscure French movie, I'll bench him for the rest of his career I swear to god."
Alton Johnson
Owner - Jfarb
From - Colorado Springs, CO
Hobbies - Making everyone call him 'Big Papa', reporting back to jfarb, Buckets
Sleet Sez - "One of the true NT greats. But I really have to be careful with him. Several times hes tried to lead a mutiny against me. Not really sure where he's getting the inspiration. Yesterday he made a comment about how I have no Cup Golds, and that the NT manager should have exactly one Gold and Two silver medals. Weird, right?"
Elmer Good
Owner - Czobo
From - Spokane, WA
Hobbies - Jazz Clarinet, Differential Equations
Sleet Sez - "Yesterday he made me take off my shoes before I got in his car. Tried to tell Lorenz to do it too, and Lorenz flipped the car. So you know...team bonding and stuff...
Last edited by yeppers at 5/13/2013 9:49:01 PM