Game PreviewAfter defeating Argentina 100-81
(24053) last week, the United States National Team is 3-0 in the second round of the Americas Tournament hosted by Chile, and one win away from clinching a spot in the semifinals. Today at 6:30pm EST the US will take on Venezuela, in a game of little proportions.
This morning Canadian NT manager Mod-Bballin tried to bribe US NT manager Sleet into crunch timing this one, but Sleet wasn't tempted by Bballin's offer of scrunchins and tickets to a Raptors game. Assistant coach rhyminsimon is still recovering from rabies after getting bit by Len Nielsen, and oriolekid has been trapped in a Chilean mine all season.
Yesterday the players appeared prepared and focused for taking on Venezuela. Unfortunately this morning at practice Coco debated philosophy with Center Elmer Good and the entire team's game shape dropped. Also, SF Frank Tanner tried to murder Nemesio by poisoning his gatorade, but he forgot Nemesio has bionic kidneys.
Anyway, if you want to hear some more bad jokes, come join me in #USA-Offsite chat at 6:30pm EST as the US takes on Venezuela.