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After a weekend of celebrating punching their ticket to worlds with a 119-87 win over Uruguay, the USANT pulled themselves together to prepare for the bragging right Gold Medal game against our nemesis Chile today. Chile is lead by big man Ulf Gornitz, who was the best man at Jfarb's wedding and will no doubt be tough to handle in what could be his last game terrorizing US big men.

Our boys looked great in practice today. The highly anticipated call-up of Robby Serrano has the guys jazzed up. Except for Nemesio. We've had to assign someone who refused to be named for this article (hint: its not Tough) to taste all of Serrano's food before he eats it, as Xermade has tried to poison him no less than four times since he was called up. This has worked well, although Serrano has been making not-Tough taste test things like bricks and Len Neilsen's socks, which is not funny and will no doubt be investigated immediately. Anthony Johnson and Elmer Good have been preparing for playing against Gornitz by consulting with a US Marine on the easiest and least visible-to-a-referee method of breaking a man's collar bone. It should be an excellent chapter in one of the hottest rivalries in the world.

Tune in today at 5:30 CST and watch us go for Gold!

Last edited by yeppers at 6/10/2013 2:29:47 PM

the bricks tasted salty, and were extremely hard to swallow


the sock though, tasted like chicken so I think Xernmade was hunting for chicken with his socks on, i don't know but they tasted so strange I had to put a whole tube of toothpaste and mouthwash in my mouth for the next 3 hours

Hmmm, I don't know, but I don't think that's what he was doing with that sock...

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