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242953.2 in reply to 242953.1
Date: 6/10/2013 9:09:22 PM
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I am running again. You won't find anyone more dedicated to making the U21 team work and help feed the NT. Both programs are on the up and up, and I intend to keep it that way and not regress.

If you remember me, then I don't care if everyone else forgets.
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242953.3 in reply to 242953.2
Date: 6/11/2013 10:49:30 PM
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But I Will be smart about who makes the team

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242953.4 in reply to 242953.1
Date: 6/12/2013 8:34:45 PM
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I'll be running again so you all might as well withdraw your name from the race.

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242953.5 in reply to 242953.1
Date: 6/14/2013 12:59:21 AM
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More than fourteen seasons have passed since the unhappy day when the Canadian people, blinded by promises from foes at home and abroad, lost touch with honour and freedom, thereby losing all. Dissension and hatred descended upon us. With profound distress thousands of the best Canadian players from all walks of life have seen the unity of the nation vanishing away, dissolving in a confusion of personal opinions. Since that day, as so often in the past, Canada has presented a picture of heartbreaking disunity. We never received the equality and fraternity we had been promised, and we lost our liberty to boot. For when our nation lost its place in the world, it soon lost its unity of spirit and will.

We are firmly convinced that the Canadian nation entered the fight in Season 1 without the slightest feeling of guilt on its part and filled only with the desire to defend the Fatherland which had been attacked and to preserve the freedom, nay, the very existence, of the Canadian people. This being so, we can only see in the disastrous fate which has overtaken us since.

The misery of our people is horrible to behold! Thousands of Canadian players are unemployed, unnamed to the National Team, and starving; the whole of the middle class and the small artisans have been impoverished. When this collapse finally reaches the Canadian bench players, we will be faced with an immeasurable disaster. For then not only shall a nation collapse, but a 24 season old inheritance, some of the loftiest products of human culture and civilization.

All about us the warning signs of this collapse are apparent. China with its method of madness is making a powerful and insidious attack upon our dismayed and shattered nation. It seeks to poison and disrupt in order to hurl us into an epoch of chaos.... This negative, destroying spirit spared nothing of all that is highest and most valuable. Beginning with the family, it has undermined the very foundations of morality and faith and scoffs at culture and business, nation and Fatherland, justice and honor. 24 seasons of Marxism has ruined Canada; one year of bolshevism would destroy her. The richest and fairest territories of the world would be turned into a smoking heap of ruins. Even the sufferings of the last decade and a half could not be compared to the misery of the Americas in the heart of which the red flag of destruction had been hoisted. The thousands of wounded, the hundreds of dead which this inner strife has already cost Canada, should be a warning of the storm which would come....

The inheritance which has fallen to us is a terrible one. The task with which we are faced is the hardest which has fallen to Canadian statesmen within the memory of man. But we are all filled with unbounded confidence for we believe in our people and their imperishable virtues. Every class and every individual must help us to found the new Reich.

Turbulent instincts must be replaced by a national discipline as the guiding principle of our national life. All those institutions which are the strongholds of the energy and vitality of our nation will be taken under the special care of myself.

The U21 National Team Manager will couple with this tremendous task of reorganizing the team; a reorganization of the administrative and fiscal systems of Canad's national program.

Only when this has been done can the idea of a continued international existence of the entire country be fully realized. Great as is our love for our country as the bearer of our arms and the symbol of our great past, we should be happy if the world, by reducing its armaments, would see to it that we need never increase our own. If Canada is to experience revival, one decisive step is absolutely necessary: the overcoming of the destroying menace of kumikoism in Canada.

Now, people of Canada, give me, Napoleon Bonaparte, 2 seasons and then pass judgment upon me. I am fighting not for myself but for Canada! Elect me for change!

Last edited by Napoleon Bonaparte at 6/14/2013 1:04:27 AM

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242953.6 in reply to 242953.5
Date: 6/14/2013 9:23:38 AM
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The verbosity of your candidature is intellectually onerous and visually tiring. If such is a foresight of what to expect should you ever be honored with the management of the U21 team - I strongly suggest that you - exalted Napoleon - move to the front of the firing squad and order them to put you, kind sir, out of your misery. :))

But seriously, if you really want to run for the U21 manager, tell us what you will do different, how you will improve the team's showing, in concrete, concise terms.

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242953.7 in reply to 242953.5
Date: 6/14/2013 9:34:26 AM
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oh man! Reading the first paragraph alone casted my vote (for Kumiko)!!! Go Butterfly!!

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242953.8 in reply to 242953.6
Date: 6/14/2013 10:44:17 AM
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Fight the menace that is Kumikoism in Canada.

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242953.9 in reply to 242953.8
Date: 6/14/2013 10:56:06 AM
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Kumikoism? I've heard rumours about this, please tell me more?

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242953.10 in reply to 242953.9
Date: 6/14/2013 6:28:33 PM
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Well it all started back in season 17 when the kumikoze revolution began with the taking over of the (kind of) Great Toronto Huskies. Since then, the spreading of butterflyism has grown. This kumikoism had been too overly praised and use. A changing of the guards is necessary, a revolution of sorts, for the better. And I will lead the revolution as the great figures of the past such as Camillo di Cavour, Giuseppe Garribaldi, Otto von Bismarck, Vladimir Lenin, Adolf Hitler (he was at the start), Nelson Mandella, Fidel Castro, Woodrow Wilson, and so on. The time for kumiko has past. Change is needed.

(This isn't another speech; it's a reply)

Last edited by Napoleon Bonaparte at 6/14/2013 6:29:55 PM

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242953.11 in reply to 242953.10
Date: 6/14/2013 8:53:06 PM
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Kumikoism -i have been exposed, I worship at the alter of Kumikoism. I dedicated my firstborn to eternal servitude in her temple. You have lost your way, repent - make the appropriate sacrifices, pour libations and perhaps you will be forgiven. I kneel and pray for your wayward soul. Either that or a severe beating will help you, electro-shock therapy is another option. Personally, I prefer to offer you as a human sacrifice - but then I digress and am exposing my dark side.