BTW how is the hat eating video coming along?
I didn't forget, I'm just delaying. Would like to keep it as honest as possible, but wouldn't be super interested in messing up my insides. I won't cheat and eat, like, a paper hat either.
I'll counter with a filthy blended concoction of 1 can salmon, 1 cup cat food, 1 grapefruit. I've actually blended a can of salmon (without the other stuff) before in a fit of desperation or lack of time and I could taste every molecule even with my nose plugged. 100x more pungent and awful than non-blended. Most regrettable action I've had. If this is a no, then I'll probably delay a bit more but eventually give in. Meh.