Woodward, OK--There is breaking news in the American buzzer beater world! One of America's best big men, Andy Wilder, was shot and killed late Sunday night right outside his mansion in Woodward, Oklahoma. According to the police, and security in Wilder's house, Wilder was outside in his customized street balll court when someone came from behind and shot him 4 times. 2 in the heart, once in the head, and once on his arm. Paramedics said that Wilder was on life support into Monday morning but he wasn't doing well at all. His mother, Candice Wilder, was seen in a total breakdown when the doctorspulled the plug.
Wilder's career started on a great note, being drafted by the North Carolina Tar Heels 2nd Overall. From there, he would then be traded to America's Team, the Toccoa Panthers. He would bring great things to the club, including a U21 appearance. Wilder had everything then. The cars. The ladies. Even NT Center today Michelle Bello said "I wouldn't mind dating that big strong man".
The GM of Toccoa said that he couldn't afford Wilder anymore, and that he was causing too much commotion near his arena, Following a couple of riots and a fist fight with the great Bballin Wilder was traded to a team in the middle east for cheap amount of cash. Life in the middle east proved difficult for Wilder, as he. couldn't get the things he deserved. Here is Wilder in one of his press conferences: "I don't wanna live in f***ing Middle East. More like the middle of nowhere. Osama Bin Laden isliving here why would I want to be anywhere close to him! Send me back to Americ!" He got his wish, as he then took a flight to Arizona to play with the infamous GM Jason and the Desert Storm. There he would see his career be "revived" and he sees oils also ultimately play for America's best team, the National Team, later on.
After another altercation following a Arizona game, Wilder was seen drinking in.the club with Legend Joe Bronson and Jelme. He was then arrested on DWI and sentenced to community service and alcohol therapy. Jelme: "It was my plan guys. I wanted this to happen! Haha!" After that Wilder would get traded to a team in Portugal. Playing there, Wilder had no intentions for giving it his all, but he still delivered great numbers for magiker and team USA. Here is coach magiker: "He is an awesome big man for our offense. He helps on the block on D, he knows exactly where to post up and score. His Bball IQ is great for someone who didn't graduate high school." He would then be traded 3 times in Season 31, and one of the last things he did was involve himself in the rap business, saying "I think I can out rap Duke ward. His mixtapes suck." He would then release a single called "Going Wild" which was well applauded by moflaffle.After a much heated debate, hrudey decided to jump in on the rap battle and decided to kill them all with his freestyle diss. After being flamed so hard, Wilder would then get traded one last time. Nobody knew it was gonna happen. Then we come up to last Sunday. Reports say a Polish Assassin was hired so that they could get back at America. Others say this plan was raised by A Chinese man. Others say it was one of Wilder's former teammates.
I guess we will never know. But it was a great life lived for Andy.
#RIPAndyWilder
This is tough reporting from his couch. Good night.
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