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So who are the corporate suits who fill your luxury boxes??

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Date: 12/2/2015 9:46:43 AM
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Even though this game does not have 'sponsors' I have always felt the luxury boxes as a de-facto substitute in that they would represent who has signage in the arena, ads in the game program and spots on the radio broadcast. So who are your teams 'sponsors'? An example for our old friend CoachWard95 would be ads for B12 energy shots (which you can get at the Family Dollar for a buck), nacent iodine. colloidal silver, Alex Jones vast array of dvd's, and survival rations.


Here in the boro, we take the Herb Tarlek route as the Cadillac of worms Red Wigglers have been an advertising staple since I don't know when, and naturally with our aged crew you know good and well Geritol, Metamucil, Fixodent, Dead men don't talk funeral home, Super Seal colostomy bags (you'll never lose your shit) and the Best Of Barry Manilow collection are al in regular rotation.

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Date: 12/2/2015 2:18:28 PM
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sponsors
This game is not big enough to have sponsors as there is no money prize league or tournaments like the Cod franchise. I had a sponsor for that game in black ops we got into one sponsored tournament that he put us in.

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Date: 12/2/2015 5:33:56 PM
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Just stop. You're embarrassing yourself.

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Date: 12/2/2015 5:54:55 PM
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Ye coachward95ith doth not understand the concept of satire. this has been well established. But he can tell you when the FEMA pickups are gonna happen, GODBEAR your on the first wave.

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Date: 12/2/2015 8:49:12 PM
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FEMA pickups are gonna happen, GODBEAR your on the first wave.


I thought it was GOLDBEAR now? Or SilverBear...Shoot, I can't keep track!

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Date: 12/2/2015 9:40:11 PM
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concept of satire
you mean sarcasim? I took English Iv Honors in highschool.

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275585.7 in reply to 275585.6
Date: 12/2/2015 10:11:24 PM
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There is a thing called spell check, pretty standard feature. English IV my ass.


sat·ire
ˈsaˌtī(ə)r/
noun
the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.


sar·casm
ˈsärˌkazəm/Submit
noun
the use of irony to mock or convey contempt


Of course taking English IV makes you a regular William Styron. Not like your coaching acumen reminds anyone of Everette Case or Vic Bubas. Maybe a Matt Dorherty.

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Date: 12/2/2015 10:43:36 PM
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What's wrong with you? not making any profit off of matresses?!?! Don't take it out on me I haven't done nothing to you.

English IV my ass.

I did take English Iv honors though. But I have move on from highschool and am looking towards the future and am interested in meeting new people and new relationships through facebook or anything.

[Matt Dorherty.



I remember calling Matt when Jeff Lebo was hired at ECU I also told him there was a SMU job open at the time. I was very disappointed at that time that we hired Jeff Lebo we really needed to hire Matt Dorherty plus it doesn't help that Jeff Lebo daughter is one of my exes.


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275585.11 in reply to 275585.8
Date: 12/2/2015 11:24:47 PM
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Yeah, speaking off of my years of experience as a paraprofessional, substitute teacher, Juvenile Corrections officer, substitute teacher at the Juvenile Corrections, security at a HS, Math tutor, as well as my college degrees in Psych. and Soc. (the other degree is irrelevant for this)...

I can tell you, and tell ALL OF YOU, that he probably was in English honors IV... That said, I finished HS in the early 2000s, If I were to compare English honors IV now, to then, I'd say it's equivalent to Sophomore year English, when you're forced to learn poetry, but you think to yourself "Thank god we don't have to read the Odyssey for a 3rd year in a row".

The overall general standard of education has dropped (thank you No child left behind), as we are continually lowering the bar, to teach to the lowest common denominator, rather than teach to somewhere just above the median, forcing people to keep up or get held back. meanwhile, with 0 challenge for the top tier students, they stagnate as they don't grow, as they have nothing to challenge themselves unless they CHALLENGE THEMSELVES THEMSELVES.

It's a vicious cycle, but if I had to summarize our education system and how its going.... I'd say the Satire of "Idiocracy" is an actual prediction of the future (Like Back to the Future, but about societal issues, not the cubs failing, and hover-boards and shoes and 3D movies)

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