My idea is brilliant. It won't be implemented only because of laziness.
I have the same opinion of my own suggestions.
Sadly the superiors in this game don't see it that way. Plus this is no real basketball simulation. Any real life reference can only be applied if it has some connection to a praise of how great this game is.
Größter Knecht aller Zeiten aka His Excellency aka President for Life aka Field Marshal Al Hadji aka Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas aka aka Conqueror of the Buzzerbeater Empire in Europe in General and Austria in Particular