" dribble-drive to the hoop. Pulls up. GOOD!!!"
"Cross-over dribble frees him for a reverse layup."
"15 footer... goes 12. An airball"
"gets it down low. a pump fake gets his man in the air. goes up strong. it's good and a foul."
"finger roll"
"pulls up from downtown."
"Nothin' but net!!!"
"no-look pass in traffic leads to a thunderous jam"
"a left-handed floater in the lane is good"
"almost breaks the backboard with that brick.." (for a missed free throw)
"good ball movement. they swing it around the outside. _____ is open in the corner."
Once I scored a basket that still makes me laugh.