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Eff you all.

Every single one of you.

Eff Apex and his gold trophies.

Eff Delaware and the box and one defense.

Eff Delta 9 and Kristopher Stanley's 280k a week.

Eff Irvine and shot blocking bigs.

Eff plasma and his claim of being the "Splash Gang" after hitting only 2 3's total in the d2 finals.

Eff Telecasters and Ty Maxwell taking up Mrosla and Webb's minutes on NT.

Eff Wavy Gates and his username meant to confuse people.

Eff Work in Progress for beating me in the d2 semi-finals.

Eff Arizona Cacti for sitting around in the NBBA for so many years.

Eff Day Internet Lovers Club.

Eff Antwon and I hope Ai never sells but also never plays.

Eff Mill City Thunder and them trying to defeat me in the finals in every division. Never have I actually had a BB rival so accurate as we met in both a division IV and division III finals in the past. (I won both so eff you)

Eff southpaw army for taking over an old NBBA franchise (Silverbacks) and bringing it back. We didn't want you.

Eff The LA Lions. I hope your season goes as well as the LA Lakers.

Eff Sixth and a team that only achieved one triple double last season despite the name.

No time to be nice this season. Everyone crunch time Apex, rest your best players against me and everything will work out great. Mrosla and Webb are going to average a combined 80 this season so stay away.





Last edited by Mediocrity at 4/20/2022 2:14:05 PM

Eff Mediocrity for making a forum post telling people to adjust their arena prices and then neglecting to do so in the finals. Noob.

Love the effort that was put into this. I learned things about a handful of teams.

Nonetheless you can go eff yourself. I'm sure you'll do a mediocre job.

Eff you mediocrity: Irvine doesn't have better SB bigs than I do. Also, no comments for F Day? Since you don't mention yourself, I will: praise mediocrity for getting us talking again.

Last edited by Dmitri at 4/23/2022 8:19:58 AM

Very well done.

Eff the Lions for welcoming me back with an injury and a normal.

Pretty stoked to have gotten this squad back here a 2nd time and now we'll see how long before I tear it down.

Last edited by yohnst at 4/24/2022 12:48:25 PM

ugh... eff me

Eff myself because my box and one ain't working.

Although that could just be the geriatric ward I have in my locker room.

Kidding aside, love the effort here Mediocrity.

Here's the MVP rankings from my model:

1. Philip Mrosla (Wasted Potential) 108.9
2. Rihard Ljubijankić (Triple Double) 70.6
3. Calvin Webb (Wasted Potential) 33.2
4. Augustus Rukas (F.Day Internet Lovers Club) 32.8
5. Greg Lackey (Atelier) 32.6

Next 5: Nick Rasmussen (Atelier), Alex Corbett (Wasted Potential), Tanner Knott (Triple Double), Christopher Stepp (Atelier), Sung-Bae Lee (southpaw army)

I might try some defensive player of the year rankings too in the future.

We have some competitive teams this season. I look forward to everyone's disappointment when I end up beating them in the end.

... I look forward to everyone's disappointment when I end up beating them in the end.

Ha! I guess you'll be the one disappointed then, because I'm planning on having a meltdown and putting my whole team up for sale after you beat me Saturday. Didn't see that one coming, did you smart guy?