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Date: 1/27/2009 11:13:12 PM
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I hereby start a new thread (maybe best in help as this is essentially what is for - awaits movement from a GM)

This is for any BB Manager that currently sympathises with having to watch top Italian BB teams from their TV sets only. Nothing beats going to a live match and so as a fan of the beautiful game, something needs to be done before this gets out of control.

So I would like to be the first to 'donate a seat' from my stadium to a lucky Italian counterpart. I would like to believe there are many generous users like myself around the world with the foresight to build large stadiums and I truly hope they can find it within themselves to copy my lead and give generously to the needy.

As chairman of the 'Donate a seat foundation' I promise to listen and give the uptmost attention to all individuals who have been affected by this terrible travesty and for this reason I will actually donate not 1 not 5 not even 10 but 100 (100 - ONE HUNDRED!) to the most needy amongst you.

Please give now before they fall further behind....

A seat is for life not just for seasons 3-7.........

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70402.2 in reply to 70402.1
Date: 1/28/2009 1:20:21 AM
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I will chip in 50 bleachers for those poor souls!

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70402.3 in reply to 70402.2
Date: 1/28/2009 1:47:54 AM
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As a unlucky inhabitant of the third-world country known as Italy, i'd like to benefit of your so kind generosity, so please send to me 100 bleachers as soon as possible.
Actually i could have build them by myself, but i was lazily enjoying the sun on the beach and i spent all my money on pizza and spaghetti.
As a member of a much more developed and clearly superior part of the world, i'd also appreciate if you could send to me:
-Democracy
-Employment
-Culture
-Technology
I wish i was born in a place where i could have learned how to look hard and work in advance to build a bright future for me! sadly here i only learned how to sing and play mandolin.
God bless you, my saviour!

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70402.4 in reply to 70402.3
Date: 1/28/2009 2:04:47 AM
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Thank you for your kind application for a charitable donation from our foundation.

Your words are duly noted however it has come to our attention that you have already far and exceeded the seat requirements we have set for handouts. To grant a donation given your status within your nations ladder would go against the principles that we adhere to.

Couple this with the fact you are already building further without assistance demonstrates the fact there are likely to be those in a more critical position to yourself.

We would welcome further correspondence from you if you fall into the trap of resting on your laurels at the 11-14,000 seats and just hiking up prices thinking everything will be alright.

I hope this response goes someway to ensuring that you do now 'carry forth and multipy' and set an example to your peers.


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70402.5 in reply to 70402.4
Date: 1/28/2009 2:17:46 AM
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As all italians obviously always do i was just trying to take advantage from the situation and get something for free.

From: Shoei

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70402.6 in reply to 70402.5
Date: 1/28/2009 2:58:00 AM
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i dont know how to call you but surely you are the best of among italians i have ever seen

wahoo. . . . dear italians is this person your representation?

clearly . . . . ( just woudlnt wan to say anything )

From: Zezo™

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70402.7 in reply to 70402.6
Date: 1/28/2009 3:08:53 AM
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i dont know how to call you but surely you are the best of among italians i have ever seen

thanks! i already knew anyway

wahoo. . . . dear italians is this person your representation?

sure, there is a little bit of zezo in everyone

clearly . . . . ( just woudlnt wan to say anything )


anyway, ever heard about sarcasm?

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70402.8 in reply to 70402.3
Date: 1/28/2009 3:43:00 AM
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While you are at it, could you send me some used panties from a vending machine, a cubical watermelon, and some really really really small elctronic components?


Once I scored a basket that still makes me laugh.
From: Shoei

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70402.9 in reply to 70402.7
Date: 1/28/2009 4:03:30 AM
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congratulations . . .

you seem to be intelligent than what i had thought about at first !!

apologies . . .

Last edited by Shoei at 1/28/2009 4:04:07 AM

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70402.10 in reply to 70402.1
Date: 1/28/2009 4:04:37 AM
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I also wanted to make some seats, but unlike zzezzo, I spent all my money to buy the complete collection of Captain Harlock anime. Yes, it was an excessive purchase, but it also included Cpt. Harlock's flag! An unrepeatable chance!

From: MFede

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70402.11 in reply to 70402.6
Date: 1/28/2009 4:09:26 AM
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I thought in Australia there was a higher sense of humour. Let's smile sometimes!