Really now, there's no need to yell. I still believe in us, and think if we handle ourselves like gentlemen, all will be right as rain in good time.
Thanks for painting my nails to match the baby shower decorations in my house.
It's a girl.
Gross.
Thank the stars there will be cake. Actually, two cakes, but one of them is made out of diapers.
Super gross.What part of sarcasm do you not understand? I WAS BEING FACETIOUS! And I was totally sober. And I still think it was funny, so stop being so goddamned sensitive about the fact that you have boobs. Everybody has boobs. Hell, I have boobs.
But that doesn't mean we can't all behave like men and make nice around here.

*extends fist*