Great stories all! What year was the soccer game? UCLA produced quite a few pros, so there's a good chance you tackled an MLS player.
I can't top any of these, but I've got one from when brian and I were in high school. Senior year, we get a stripper for our buddie's 18th birthday. Our friend Scott calls a likely escort agency and asks for a blonde with big tits. So of course a fat black chick in a blonde wig shows up.
We're drinking in brian's garage when the stripper arrives. I step outside the garage to get a better look, and quickly turn around and announce "The Stripper is here!" Problem was, the garage door was 1/4 of the way down and I walk right into it - with the metal bottom cracking me right above the nose. I don't remember much that night, except for getting a lap dance while the stripper said "you have blood pouring out of your head".
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