Well have you seen the new 50,000 dollar bill?
It's pretty sweet. It has Barack Obama waiving a magic wand at G.W. Bush who is hiding behind Dick Cheney who is selling a pitbull to Michael Vick who is ditching his weed in an airport trash bin and if you look real close, you can see Michael Phelps waiting in the bushes with a bong.
And that's only the front!