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this is about da fat boy slim

does no-one in this league realise what a cancer you have all allowed to grow?

you all have agreed to tie with him, tanked games for no good reason against him and allowed him with his pathetic roster with half the salaries of some of you to thrive

instead of putting him down on 0-10 where he belongs and heading back to the slime of d3 where all scum should float you have let him head nearly to the top, an 8-2 record

all the while he is laughing at you all, making a fortune each week with a roster that was worth $100,000++ less than the rest of yours, banking the massive profits from his low salary and fantastic fan surveys, because no-one will actually put up a decent roster against him

now it is too late, the cancer is here, he now has been arrogantly boasting how he has millions in the bank, he is safe this season, and teams that could have gone for promotion this season or next like steves crocs, cowboys from hell, aussie battlers, meateors, the pwnage, razzle dazzles and ratman none of whom even tried to beat him, i say shame on you, you have soiled your own beds

if something could have been done about the first aids case millions would have been saved, if someone had killed hitler in the 20s again millions saved, if you hadn't all just bent over one after the other and just let him have free win after free win he would be gone or at least would have had to spend his millions instead of sitting on his pathetic roster and just be given free win after free win each week while raking in the money and making another million

this is the most evil, dishonest, double dealing, slimy team in all of aussie bb and you guys let him fool you one after the other into letting him have "just one more free win"

thank god that the knights will at least hopefully be able to stop him this season and wont just forefit the game so their "friend" can get one more win

do you really think he is your friend? he pretends to be everyone's friend, that is his method, suck up to everyone in private and pretend he is your biffl, but he is 100% disloyal, you can believe not one thing this serpent whispers into your ears about "mutual benefit", he doesnt care for anyone and laughs at your trust

yes it is already too late to relegate him this season but it isn't too late to stop him just raking in massive profits each week, actually try against him, send in your starters, what a novel idea, don't TIE, how amazing,

have a look at his roster, kye duffil is good, he has a good 60k guard, who doesn't, then a bunch of nothing special, his 7th best player is worth less that $5,000 a week, every single team in this league can beat him if they actually tried

do it!

Look mate, you can express what you feel about me. That's fine. I think you underestimated people much much more. I've never said I was better than any team on here except for you (yes created a rivalry), not even Cow Boys (i know how strong he is). I know exactly the strength of my team and the strength of some teams here. I've done my research and show respect for most of the teams in this league. They did not TIE against me because they are afraid of me, they are doing what is best for their team. I am not afraid of losing, before each match I've prepared myself incase if i lose a game. It's you that's can not cope with what's happening. Maybe, yes, i had more luck than you do but don't spread lies about me. I feel sorry for you because all this is only making you look bad.

look at this

he thinks you are all stupid and is laughing behind your backs

4th lowest salaries in the league, only 2 decent players, and you don't even try against him

Total Salaries this Season
# Team Players Salary Tot Average Std Dev. Top 5 Tot.
01. Aussie Battlers (38691) 12 $ 566 818 $ 47 235 $ 104 235 $ 514 028
02. Snuffies (38896) 16 $ 419 552 $ 26 222 $ 24 695 $ 286 013
03. The Meateors (38699) 12 $ 410 742 $ 34 229 $ 42 435 $ 347 261
04. Kynlala Knights (196208) 10 $ 406 834 $ 40 683 $ 49 627 $ 366 723
05. Steves Crocs (38611) 12 $ 378 334 $ 31 528 $ 42 182 $ 310 593
06. Razzle Dazzles (38712) 13 $ 326 290 $ 25 099 $ 28 526 $ 275 287
07. Yarra Park Bears (38601) 15 $ 315 977 $ 21 065 $ 18 438 $ 206 808
08. Melbourne Goldfish (38642) 12 $ 315 372 $ 26 281 $ 18 736 $ 226 627
09. Maggots (196160) 14 $ 309 554 $ 22 111 $ 15 926 $ 198 774
10. DownUnder Thunder (38838) 15 $ 294 694 $ 19 646 $ 21 577 $ 215 257
11. Cowboys From Hell (196291) 13 $ 294 238 $ 22 634 $ 22 464 $ 220 479
12. Ratman (38588) 15 $ 289 993 $ 19 333 $ 23 423 $ 240 872
13. Da Fat Boy Slim (196263) 13 $ 275 829 $ 21 218 $ 28 321 $ 234 711
14. Northcote Slammers (38593) 12 $ 253 039 $ 21 087 $ 28 666 $ 219 492
15. Rampaging Marmots (38832) 11 $ 249 219 $ 22 656 $ 21 982 $ 197 512
16. The Pwnage (38886) 13 $ 191 398 $ 14 723 $ 13 918 $ 136 441

you are not my mate

you show respect to no-one but there are several examples of your false fawning which is merely another dirty tactic of yours to fool people

you are right i cant cope

i cant cope with teams putting their best lineup and enthusiasm against me and then tanking against you, most recent example is ratman, it makes no sense

you have had 1000 times more luck than me, but that is part of the game, each week i get an injury and game shape gets wrecked again, each week everything goes perfectly for you, i am aware of how fickle the bbgods are, look at the poor northcote slammers, they have had an insane injury run

i dont want to spread lies, so if i have any facts wrong please correct me

i probably do look bad, but so did nelson mandella, you always look bad when you have to make waves and stand up against injustice, now this is utterly trivial compared to him, so don't think i am saying i am in any way like him, im not, im cranky and pissed off and probably being totally unreasonable, but i am just saying, it always looks bad when someone rocks a steady boat

Last edited by abigfishy at 2/16/2011 11:46:26 PM

Love it.

*popcorn*

ok here is one of my lies

lets look at 3 weeks ago

aussie battlers have a $300,000 C and double your wages, it could well be you or him fighting for playoff spots and yet he ties you and lets you get the win, great investment of his nearly $600,000 a week in wages

then meateros has you in the same week, he can see you have already played duffill and bikin 48+ already but instead of taking in the easy win he sends in the "c" team on tie

he did have a good reason for doing it and it probably was the right strategy because he did have a hard cup match with ratty that ratty wanted to win but there is a week you should have gone 0-2 but the teams decided to let you go 2-0 instead

i cant cope with teams putting their best lineup and enthusiasm against me and then tanking against you, most recent example is ratman, it makes no sense

Because of injuries everyone roster is short. You can see that Dell is on respectable gameshape, my guys is respectable gameshapes aswell as some of the key players in this league. Do you think I expect people to TIE against me every game? Did you think I take for granted that people will TIE against me? I come to each game prepared, putting my best line up because I am prepared for tough teams. You don't get it do you? The reason why you are cranky is because team like mine is able to do better? why? maybe I am lucky, but instead of improving yourself, you find other people to blame and take down? ask NorthCote, how hard it was in Div3.2, did I complained one bit? no, after 5 seasons of non stop improving I get to where I am and you think I don't deserve to be here? Before You talk lowly to people atleast you should know what you are talking about.

Last edited by datzilla at 2/17/2011 12:03:27 AM

how about 2 weeks ago

thepwnage is in dire straights looking at relegation and can see you have a really big match with me in the week

perfect time to get a win and try to move up? nah lets tie and let you have another free win

im sure you will never forget the second game that week, i am the only team besides maggots to actually try and beat you this season, but my bigs in horrid game shape except 1 and you injure him then run away with a 27-14 final qtr

my coach plays everyone stupid minutes and gs just gets worse

tip: never ever play "let coach decide" he made my starter play 48 minutes and the sub 0! wtf?

Look man, this is pointless trying to point out all the games i won. Do you think this is a set up?

Once again, I don't control their plans. These teams have been here longer than I have and have much more experience than both of us. Who knows what they are doing but all I know is that they either tried their best to win against me or have a bigger plan. I don't see why you could look into this and not look into how to improve? You've been here longer than I have, you could have done much much more than me with a bigger income while I was stuck in div3.

ewe dunno whether to watch the Portland vs New Orleans game or this...

*bring chair next to iwen*

*I bring drinks*