Well I think I know why... because, you, like so many others (myself included) love the legacy of Michael Jordan so much that we don't want some little upstart like LeBron to take that mantle. So your hatred of Lebron is actually out of LOVE for MJ.
Well that's all the time we have for this session...
ALSO "I want to be like Lebron" just doesn't have the same ring to "I want to be like Mike!" does it. :P