Iron Dukes to Host Protest Rally to Keep Coach Montel From Retiring!
Upon hearing the news that Louisiana Gators' Coach Montel was considering retirement, the entire Iron Dukes establishment, from players to PR manager, has decided to protest. "The Gators are one of our toughest and most exciting games every year," said veteran point guard Victor Correa. "Without Coach Montel, this league would be a much less exciting place to play." Other players were quick to point out that while the Gators have not made it to Division III yet, neither have the Iron Dukes or SA River, both of whom have been at it longer. "If anything, our coaches should get fired," said a player who spoke on condition of anonymity. No word yet on whether the rally has had any effect on Coach Montel's decision.