Hey Dude I answered all the questions
I sure do hope you let me join :3 I promise i didn't get these from another manager who was telling me exactly what to say. Honest.
1. 14 miles. I find that it watching my game in the viewer while driving home is therapeutic, although some of the other drivers with whom I've come into contact (or, at least, their cars) are less impressed. They just don't know how cool the 2-3 zone is.
2. Zero. I am on buzzerbeater every day and night and occasionally afternoon, but I am never average.
3. All your forum are belong to me. I offer most premium forum access for discuss moose and squirrel plot versus smurf of blue complexion, for low low price of $19.99 monthly. Unauthorized user will be ridicule.
4. I will give reports that knock your socks off. Figuratively, at least, since my sources tell me you still haven't had that fungal infection treated and I might just throw up a little if the socks literally came off.
5. I will only attend games where the outcome is uncertain; if you want some untalented donkey to write about games where the outcome is pre-ordained, I do have friends who cover the professional tic-tac-toe circuit who are willing to freelance.
6. I'm friends with several of the bots there. Ask any of them. They'll have nothing but good things to say about me!
7. No. The days belong to everyone. If you want to make it your day you've got to seize it yourself! It's carpe diem, after all, not lolligagicum thumb uppus rectumus diem. I realize non-native Latin speakers may not recognize that particular term in the non-traditional Venician declination, but basically it says that nothing good comes to you with your thumb up your butt, though to be fair the Romans didn't understand the importance of regular prostate exams.
Murray/Harris/MPJ/Grant/Jokic - 2020 NBA Champs