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242953.11 in reply to 242953.10
Date: 6/14/2013 8:53:06 PM
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Kumikoism -i have been exposed, I worship at the alter of Kumikoism. I dedicated my firstborn to eternal servitude in her temple. You have lost your way, repent - make the appropriate sacrifices, pour libations and perhaps you will be forgiven. I kneel and pray for your wayward soul. Either that or a severe beating will help you, electro-shock therapy is another option. Personally, I prefer to offer you as a human sacrifice - but then I digress and am exposing my dark side.

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242953.12 in reply to 242953.11
Date: 6/14/2013 10:59:03 PM
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This is what Canada has become! I bunch of brainwashed managers blindly trailing behind the false ideal persona that is kumiko. This is what must change. This is what I must change as U21 Manager.

I will not repent or indulge myself in electro-shock therapy. Only people living north of the well give their newborns up to a diety which instills fear. Your servitude must be altered to me. The one who is the saviour for the masses.

I have a higher midi-chlorian count than any before me, far above the sith lord, kumiko. I am the saviour for the empire that is Canada's U21 team.

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242953.13 in reply to 242953.12
Date: 6/15/2013 5:10:37 PM
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No offense, but you are inexperienced and I simply don't think that you are ready to lead something as important as Canada's U21 team. I do not question your enthusiasm; just wait a few seasons...