You may end up not being wrong but I've found that salary isn't the best indicator of a team's strengths. I've had one of the five lowest payrolls the past three years and have survived. The first year I won a relegation series and the past two seasons I've been the 4th seed in the playoffs. Clearly I haven't had one of the top teams here but a comparatively low salary hasn't prevented my guys from playing .500 ball.
I wish there were pigmen. You get a few of these pigmen walking around I'm looking a whole lot better. Then if somebody wants to fix me up at least they could say, Hey he's no pig-man!