Who said I was angered?
I could care less, but it doesn't take a genius to simplify it with:
a) problem - sprain, pull, break, fracture, bruise, strain, cut, tear, rupture, pain, cramp, separation, etc
b) body part - face, shoulder, wrist, hip, knee, ankle, finger, elbow, groin, eye, jaw, back, etc
sample 1 week injury - bruised wrist
sample 2 week injury - back pain
sample 3 week injury - separated shoulder
sample 4 week injury - broken jaw
Stomach virus is a really poor choice.