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Date: 5/13/2025 3:49:51 PM
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Mid-Season Mania!!!!


Its not every season, you get the League leaders to match up, at the halfway point. But we got it this season. 500 Hackers, will be without their double/double big man, Will Partridge. Who is out with food poisoning. Rumor has it, the Buckner Bandits pharmacist laced some edibles with Exlax. Cold, man, cold. Mike Hunt is odds on favorite to be league MVP. Average almost 1 point, per minute played, while shooting an amazing .696% from beyond 3 point stripe, on 56 shots. He's shooting better beyond the arc, then from inside the arc .629% This game should be a doozie.

Buckner Bandits by 5, o/u 203

From: T-Lit

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Date: 5/13/2025 8:45:32 PM
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Halftime, it's not looking good for the bandits.... Down 15, Hunt is just 1-5 from outside. Hackers defense is to good ... Will see how the second half turns out. :-)

From: T-Lit
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Date: 5/15/2025 6:49:06 AM
Buckner Bandits
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Buckner Bandits Weekly Update – Week of May 10–16, 2025

Record: 10–2 | Great 8 Standing: 1st (Tied with Vipers)

The Buckner Bandits split their two games this week, going 1–1 in a stretch that featured a major high and a reality check. The team now holds a 10-2 record, but the race at the top is tightening fast. The Vipers have caught up, and the Bandits are clinging to first place by a razor-thin margin. With several weeks left, the pressure is officially on.

🏀 Game Recaps
W vs R3AP3RS (128–76):
This was dominance from start to finish. The Bandits imposed their will with relentless pace, efficient scoring, and suffocating defense. Mick Hunt and Kevin Moore combined for 85 points, while Grover Patterson continued his steady interior presence.

L vs 500 Hackers (110–123):
This was a battle of heavyweights. The Bandits started strong but were outpaced late by a red-hot 500 Hackers squad. Despite big numbers from William Moore (24 pts) and Edwin Long (27 pts, 21 rebounds), defensive lapses and costly turnovers proved too much to overcome.

🌟 Player Highlights
Mick Hunt led the team in scoring again with 48 points, hitting 5 threes and attacking the rim with confidence.

Kevin Moore had one of his best all-around weeks: 37 points, 9 assists, and 6 rebounds on 65% shooting.

Edwin Long grabbed 21 boards, matching his intensity with strong offensive production.

William Moore was a spark on both ends, posting 24 points, 11 rebounds, and contributing defensively despite 8 turnovers.

Timothy Lawler remains a lethal shooter off the bench, knocking down 6 of 10 threes for 24 points.

⚠️ Key Notes & Looking Ahead
Turnovers were a problem in the loss—28 combined turnovers from William Moore, Edwin Long, and Paolo Polo.

Despite the setback, the team is still very much in control of its destiny.

With the Vipers surging, the Bandits must sharpen their focus. Every game from here out could decide playoff seeding.

🗣️ “We dropped a tough one, but we’re not discouraged,” said team leader Mick Hunt. “This is where we find out what we’re made of.”

Next Steps:

THe Bandits play the Big Eights 3rd ranked Orlando Tragic next and then the All Star Break. The Bandits are hopeful to land one or two players in the All Star Game, but we will have to wait and see.

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Date: 5/17/2025 2:42:23 AM
Vatican Vipers
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Week 6 Power Rankings

1. 500 Hackers (11-1) Defending their rankings with a hard fought win over Buckner Bandits.

2. Buckner Bandits (10-2) lost a rough road game to the 500 Hackers.

3. Vatican Vipers (10-2) slept through the week against bots.

4. After Shocks (10-2) rebounded against the Lawnflamingos after the heartbreaker to the MKE Bucks, in OT.

5. Wahoo Warriors (8-4) handled business.

6. MKE Bucks (6-6) Back from the proverbial dead.

7. Berlin Lawnflamingos (8-4) starting to look towards next season.

8. Orlando Tragic (7-5) destined for a 1 and done in the playoffs.

9. R3AP3RS (6-6) probably locked in for a 1 and done in the playoffs.

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Date: 5/17/2025 1:52:52 PM
Vatican Vipers
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Saturday Night Meat and Potatoes!


The 500 Hackers have established themselves as the team to beat, in D.IV.32. With that being said, the Wahoo Warriors have been perfect at home, after their opening season 3 point loss, to juggernaut, MKE Bucks. The Hackers are the sole team left in the USA tournament, so they should not try and overlook the Warriors. Their manager Wahooptie, has righted the ship after an early turbulant season.

500 Hackers by 13 o/u 208

Good Luck everyone.

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Date: 5/17/2025 1:59:51 PM
Vatican Vipers
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5/16/2025 One on One for Forwards

John Winn ↑popped↑ in Jump Shot from prolific to sensational .
John Winn ↑popped↑ in Handling from proficient to prominent .
Karol Krakowiecki ↑popped↑ in Passing from pitiful to awful .
John Cantu ↑popped↑ in Outside Def. from awful to inept .
Allan Glacken ↑popped↑ in Handling from average to respectable .
Allan Glacken ↑popped↑ in Driving from inept to mediocre .
John Winn ↓dropped↓ in Stamina from strong to respectable .
Roman Kordel ↑popped↑ in Experience from mediocre to average .

I know I only upgraded my PR guy a week or two ago, but looking at cost/reward, the early evidence is they are not worth it.

4/17/2025 Signing bonus for staff PR-Manager Davide Luigi Furlan $ 1 000 Salary $19180
4/17/2025 Severance fee for staff PR-Manager Sydney Askew $ 3 390

4/14/2025 Weekly Merchandise profit $ 24 209
4/21/2025 Weekly Merchandise profit $ 24 482
4/28/2025 Weekly Merchandise profit $ 25 599
5/5/2025 Weekly Merchandise profit $ 25 073
5/12/2025 Weekly Merchandise profit $ 25 746

4/15/2025 League Game (Televised) against Wahoo Warriors $ 161 344
4/19/2025 League Game against Berlin Lawnflamingos $ 168 960
4/26/2025 League Game against MKE Bucks $ 178 133
5/3/2025 League Game against Orlando Tragic $ 142 547
5/10/2025 League Game against Dingleberries $ 155 927

I'm paying $15.5k more per week, and getting nothing back and he's a tier 5. If my attendance isn't up tonight. I may dump him before I have to pay his salary again.

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Date: 5/18/2025 3:03:28 AM
Vatican Vipers
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Great win. Way to make it way more interesting for after the All-Star break! (y)

From: T-Lit

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Date: 5/18/2025 9:32:36 AM
Buckner Bandits
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I still think the Great 8 is still wide open!! Will see how it goes! Wahoo Warriors got A GREAT win!!

From: Wahooptie

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Date: 5/20/2025 1:52:57 PM
Wahoo Warriors
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I am definitely surprised by the dub, the team is really gelling after we got rid of our highest paid player Mr Spurlock, who wasnt always known for his hustle. Everyone is stepping up and i think Teodoro Timoteo Gonzalo Matas (The "Mouthful") felt a little snubbed not making the all star starters so he took it out on the Hackers. I love to see it, should be a fun back half of the season.

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Date: 5/21/2025 6:30:32 AM
Vatican Vipers
IV.21
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Love it. See Myself and T-Lit, never gave up on you. or your Wahoos!

From: T-Lit

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Date: 5/21/2025 8:19:48 AM
Buckner Bandits
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Love it. See Myself and T-Lit, never gave up on you. or your Wahoos!


facts!!

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