Ah, well congratulations. And let me add that the whole Mikhail Jordan/Soviet Nets theme you have going is rather creative. If you could find a bunch of USA players with Russian-sounding names on the Transfer List and get them on your roster, that would be perfect. Someone like this guy (who unfortunately is on a bot team and will never be a free agent):
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Don't ask what sort of Chunks they are, you probably don't want to know. Blowing Chunks since Season 4!