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Not sure I understand
what do you mean?
Why would we do write-up of relegation series
the list of losers pertains to Div III
since the division II losers go there,
the winners don't belong in this category, they are still in Div II
and besides fighting off relegation is barely something to be proud of
3rd and 4th place finishers should get more respect first

Perhaps a write-up on the losing teams in order for the Div III teams to know what they're in for next season? Looks like a few big names are coming down to Div III, I hope I don't get any of 'em in III.6!!! :S

Did you get fired as a doctor? ;)

Also, I have been quiet this weekend. I will get to PoP writeups, One and Dones, finals matchups, and maybe some other things tommorrow! Will also add to the Canada Stats and Records tommorrow and start making the matchups for the Canada vs USA war and then watch Canadas game against Chile. Busy day tommorrow ;)

If I can get myself out of bed before game time tommorrow I will finish the div III stuff(I will) lol.

Finals Preditions
Away - Home
Bolded teams are my pick to win.

III.1
(1)4 Point Play(33264) @ (1)Team Dragon(24900)

III.2
(2)Spazs Ballers(25071) @ (1)Bball Gangsters(33361)

III.3
(1)The Black Guys(34024) @ (1)Kitchener Hi-Toppers(24892)

III.4
(1)Crazy Bongos(33436) @ (1)Van Cougars(33301)

III.5
(1)Shooting Bricks(33919) @ (1)lifters(33646)

III.6
(1)petone hurricanes(24846) @ (1)Botwood Raptors(24905)

III.7
(1)The Dream Shakers(24915) @ (2)Quebec Pugs(33615)

III.8
(1)Best11(25083) @ (1)Montreal Visoreds(24919)

III.9
(1)Pangaa(24990) @ (1)Iqaluit Test Icicles(25029)

III.10
(1)Centennial Chargers(33267) @ (1)Spider Wasp(24897)

III.11
(3)Squares(33249) @ (1)Soul Crushers(33141)

III.12
(1)Laval Giants(33804) @ (1)Super Slam Dunk Thatll Make You Sore the Day After(25028)

III.13
(3)Squalor Super Sonics(33404) @ (1)Montreal Fireballs(33282)

III.14
(1)O-Ballas(33506) @ (1)Webfoots(25133)

III.15
(1)Bare Bottoms(33368) @ (1)Sock Pants(33380)

III.16
(1)spiders ball(33251) @ (1)Murfs Blue Devils(33497)

Pursuit of Perfection

It is the finals! The stretch run for the PoP finalists! All 7 teams that finished the season 22-0 are in the finals, here they are again:

Representing III.1 it is manager Team Dragon and his team,
Team Dragon(24900)

Representing III.6 it is Vineham and his team,
Botwood Raptors(24905)

Representing III.8 it is manager Hyoga and his team,
Montreal Visoreds(24919)

Representing III.9 is is Frozen Grapes and his,
Iqaluit Test Icicles(25029)

Representing III.10 it is 1st pick and his team,
Spider Wasp(24897)

Representing III.14 it is bballjones56 and his,
Webfoots(25133)

Representing III.16 it is PMurphy17 and his team,
Murfs Blue Devils(33497)

I expect everyone, but Spider Wasp to stay perfect. Others around the BB community voiced their opinions... sorta,

Juggleboy,
"There's a div III?!?!?!"

Kergillian,
"Why should I care? i will not be playing these guys next season."

Morwood,
"Well I look forward to promoting af- is that a tree?!?!"

Yeah no one cares still. Also my stalker problem is getting bad, the guy doesn't wear his lab coat anymore. I assume he got fired for never showing up to work because he is stalking me. I went to the bathroom once and there was no toilet paper... he just conveniently showed up with a fresh roll. It was creepy. Also I have been having nightmares about Monday night, those dang Chileans man... I should have normaled. I think I am going to kill Clyde Crockett. Yeah... that sounds good.

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The Award Show!

Award Today: One and Done

Welcome to the BB Canada Div III award show! Today we will be crowning the best rookie division III team with the One and Done award! GM-Beanerz, RiP, Greerzilla and guest American SREZ will be here to announce the nominees.

SREZ: "Good evening ladies and gentleman! Today we are aboot to present the award to best rookie division III team in Canada. This should be fun, eh?"

*crickets*

GM-Beanerz: "Yeah this is in Canada SREZ... Silly Americans!"

*crowd cheers*

RiP: "Well lets get to the no-"

Greerzilla: "NOMINEES!"

RiP: "What are you doing?"

Greerzilla: "I need to get re-elected! The nominees are:
West End Mudbugs(33219)
RUMpage(33290)
Yukon Golddiggers(33521)
SlipperyWhenWet(25081)
expo2012(33736)"

SREZ: "Now allow me to introduce the two managers who to announce the winner! Mod-Bballin and The Mogul!"

*enter the stage*
Mod-Bballin: "Well isn't this exciting Mogul? It is these teams first season in division III. Quick before I open the envelope who do you think will win?"

The Mogul: "You promised me sliced ham."

*hysterical laughter from offstage*

Mod-Bballin: "SHUT UP SREZ! You will get your sliced ham Mogul. Geez. Ok, here we go.

*struggles with envelope*

The Mogul: "I will do it... The winner this season is, drum roll please, RUMpage! Would yohance come up here to make a speech please?"

*clapping*

yohance and RUMpage finished the season 16-6 and third in a competitive conference and even though they were knocked out first round, they did themselves proud throughout the season.

yohance: "Wow. This is something. I never expected this when I promoted. *wipes tears* I just, I just want to thank everyone who believed in me. My mom, my father who sadly passed away last season. I know he is up there looking down on me. This is for you papa! I want to thank the RUMpage faithful out there! We could not have won those 16 games without your support! I Love You all! I would like to add t-

Mod-Bballin: "Wrap this up yohance..."

yohance: "okay, okay. Thank You all!"

Mod-Bballin: "Congratulations yohance. Okay until next award this is Mod-Bballin and the- *gets tackled* ROAM GET OFF OF ME!"

The Mogul: "Honestly Bballin hurry up you promised me sliced ham and hoof polish for my moose."

*more hysterical laughing*

Mod-Bballin: "Youre dead SREZ, see you next award everybody! Come here SREZ!

Maybe I just like taking up the other side
but I think you're wrong in your prediction of
III.7
(1)The Dream Shakers(24915) @ (2)Quebec Pugs(33615)

Pugs are much better balanced
and will have better enthusiasm and HCA

Come on
i am better than you think I am

SREZ: "Good evening ladies and gentleman! Today we are aboot to present the award to best rookie division III team in Canada. This should be fun, eh?"

*crickets*

This post is incredibly inaccurate. According to this guy's educated guess http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=2009011517262... (Hell, why wouldn't I look this up? :D ) crickets begin to die at about 40 degrees. Since this is answers.com, we all know the information is 100% valid. Anyway, the temperature in your igloo that night was -11 degrees, you liar! THE CRICKETS WOULD HAVE DIED.

Also, I'm going to lodge another formal complaint: you guys gotta clean up after your damn moo... wait, how do you say that plural? 1 sec... (goes to answers.com http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=2008051821450... Ahhh, looks like its just moose. I personally think it should be meese, but the English language is just so messed up. You guys are lucky you all speak French ;) That's beside the point though. Anyway, I could not walk anywhere without stepping in moose business. I say we hire Boss to clean up after them ;)

Last edited by SREZ at 1/31/2012 7:42:24 PM

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