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192927.124 in reply to 192927.116
Date: 8/18/2011 12:25:14 AM
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If you think I'm going to let a dirty blasphemer profane my toilet, you're insane. Toilets are for losers, not America haters. I suppose it's time to detail the full hierarchy of my merit-based cleansing system:

children = bath
winners = hot shower
non-competitors = normal shower
injured athletes = cold bath tub
athletes returning from the skrip club prior to game = cold shower
losers in a match = toilet
losers in life = their mama's house
people who dare to speak ill of America's team = not in my country, bud.Find the nearest ocean and swim away from the shore.


I don't see what the big deal is, dirty blasphemers profane my toilet every day.

Also, I've gotta question the wisdom of having the strip club-attending athletes take a cold shower. It seems all of that (29230) could be put to better use on the court.

From: Yuck

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192927.125 in reply to 192927.123
Date: 8/18/2011 2:54:33 AM
Cassville Yuck
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Carry the title of America's Team? They should wave the damn banner. Jason, use the juice and make it so. Toccoa "America's Team" Panthers. America is all about the priviliged. Change his name for the sake of the community. He shouldn't have to pay to change his name. The masses have spoken and one brave soldier dare leads this country into a bold new era.

If you don't have the juice let me know. I will subsequently lodge a complaint stating I find the name Panthers offensive. This will induce an immediate name change. America's Team needs to be recognized.

@ Baller Clay - brother, get on the bandwagon my friend. It is times like this that we Americans band together in a show of solidarity and stare adversity right in the eye. Your shoulders aren't broad enough to bare the weight of America. Let the Panthers hold your hand.

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192927.126 in reply to 192927.113
Date: 8/18/2011 7:26:35 AM
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I don't think you're a retard, but I do question your mental faculties since you seem unable to use proper punctuation and grammar.

From: Aradrad
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192927.127 in reply to 192927.126
Date: 8/18/2011 7:33:54 AM
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Friends, Romans, Americans, in these times we must stick together. I can see the seeds that our enemies are planting among our ranks, the dissension, the hate. But we are Americans. We can rise above this and show our support for America's team, we can support the illegal, illiterate immigrants that play for it by providing them with toilet bowl baths and moldy bread. The economy is down yes, times are tough, but together we can provide a better future for the only team that matters: America's Team. Let not these petty squabbles ruin our support, ruin our enthusiasm, ruin our confidence. Instead, we will grow stronger through it all. Rosetta Stone will conquer all hate, and bring us together in a common language.

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192927.128 in reply to 192927.127
Date: 8/18/2011 8:04:23 AM
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wtf i play along with your little game to make you guys feel good.

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192927.129 in reply to 192927.123
Date: 8/18/2011 8:08:34 AM
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well then we should make americas team a division five team cuz they never run or are never considered not someone that has been in league three and got killed.

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192927.130 in reply to 192927.125
Date: 8/18/2011 8:10:28 AM
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what is so bad that we have to stick together for?

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192927.131 in reply to 192927.129
Date: 8/18/2011 8:13:54 AM
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AMERICA!

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192927.132 in reply to 192927.131
Date: 8/18/2011 8:58:27 AM
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Y'all know what shameless means? That's what I feel when clicking on this thread.

From: adchester

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Date: 8/18/2011 9:17:18 AM
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192927.134 in reply to 192927.132
Date: 8/18/2011 9:30:39 AM
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Y'all know what shameless means? That's what I feel when clicking on this thread.

Preach on.

"In my body where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland... true story"
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