I could see this as a potential good idea for supporter.
I will already start looking for a sexy female voice to speak our Flemish texts in ... candidates can send their voice on a tape (videotape is a plus, especially when it is recorded in a very warm period of the year) or CD to my adress (coming over to hand it out personally is a plus). Don't forget a pic (nude is a plus), motivation is not realy needed. Languages required: Flemish, any other language is optional. The tape must contain at least the following words: Ball , hard , slap (against the board) , sweat , finger(-roll) , squeezing , penetr...
wait a minute,... that won't be cool, we need a more 'Hulk Hogan'-like voice for this task don't we?
Could be prety hard to find around these parts.
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