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Mod-Bballin: "Congratulations yohance. Okay until next award this is Mod-Bballin and the- *gets tackled* ROAM GET OFF OF ME!

hahah thanks or the mention even though i didnt get any awards xD And yeah, got fired as a doctor. Now I'm just a dentist haha. Jk, tbh i just wasnt liking the name.

Finals Preditions
Away - Home
Bolded teams are my pick to win.

III.1
(1)4 Point Play(33264) @ (1)Team Dragon(24900)

III.2
(2)Spazs Ballers(25071) @ (1)Bball Gangsters(33361)

III.3
(1)The Black Guys(34024) @ (1)Kitchener Hi-Toppers(24892)

III.4
(1)Crazy Bongos(33436) @ (1)Van Cougars(33301)

III.5
(1)Shooting Bricks(33919) @ (1)lifters(33646)

III.6
(1)petone hurricanes(24846) @ (1)Botwood Raptors(24905)

III.7
(1)The Dream Shakers(24915) @ (2)Quebec Pugs(33615)

III.8
(1)Best11(25083) @ (1)Montreal Visoreds(24919)

III.9
(1)Pangaa(24990) @ (1)Iqaluit Test Icicles(25029)

III.10
(1)Centennial Chargers(33267) @ (1)Spider Wasp(24897)

III.11
(3)Squares(33249) @ (1)Soul Crushers(33141)

III.12
(1)Laval Giants(33804) @ (1)Super Slam Dunk Thatll Make You Sore the Day After(25028)

III.13
(3)Squalor Super Sonics(33404) @ (1)Montreal Fireballs(33282)

III.14
(1)O-Ballas(33506) @ (1)Webfoots(25133)

III.15
(1)Bare Bottoms(33368) @ (1)Sock Pants(33380)

III.16
(1)spiders ball(33251) @ (1)Murfs Blue Devils(33497)

All my predictions were correct except for III.10 and III.13. So congratulations too:

Team Dragon
Bball Gangsters
Kitchener Hi-Toppers
Van Cougars
lifters
Botwood Raptors
The Dream Shakers
Montreal Visoreds
Iqaluit Test Icicles
Spider Wasp
Soul Crushers
Super Slam Dunk Thatll Make You Sore the Day After
Montreal Fireballs
Webfoots
Sock Pants
Murfs Blue Devils

All division II managers(including myself) get your scouting done ;)

The Award Show

Award today: Pursuit of Perfection

Welcome back to another BB Canada div III award show. Today we are crowning the most perfect division III manager. Requirements? To stay perfect. Not only through the regular season, but the playoffs too. Here to announce the nominees are: Beener, damian13ser, BlackLabel and Headless T Gunner. Please welcome them to the stage.

Beener: "Well these teams were able to succeed in promoting. Lucky fool, I lost by 2 in game 3, im livid!"

damian13ster: "I would imagine we were supposed to stick to the script Beener.."

Headless T Gunner: "Am I looking the right way?"

BlackLabel: "I don't think it matters for you."

Beener: "How are you talking?"

damian13ster: "*sigh* I will stick to the script I guess. The Pursuit of Perfection requires teams to stay perfect throughout the regular season and the playoffs. Since multiple teams have succeeded in that it comes down to: league strength, PD, and how much money we get bribed. Anyways here are the nominees:

Team Dragon(24900)
Botwood Raptors(24905)
Montreal Visoreds(24919)
Spider Wasp(24897)
Webfoots(25133)
Murfs Blue Devils(33497)

Not the two managers with the honor of opening the envelope and announce the winner are: Mod-Bballin and Mahatma Kane Jeeves Esq. Jeez do you have a nickname?

*enters stage*

Mod-Bballin: "Well this is the big one, the main event, the one everyone strives for. Predictions Mahatma Kane Jeeves Esq.?"

Mahatma Kane Jeeves Esq.: "They are all good competitiors and just to get this far is a victory for them. They are all winners."

Mod-Bballin: "Well lets get to the opening of the envelope. This usually takes a while."

Mahatma Kane Jeeves Esq.: "Why, they do not even close it properly. Just open the flap."

Mod-Bballin: "Oh theres a flap!"

Mahatma Kane Jeeves Esq.: *shakes head*

Mod-Bballin: "Ok well the winner this season is.... manager bballjones56 and his team Webfoots! Come on up here bballjones56!"

*clapping*

Webfoots went 22-0 this season with one of the highest PD and cruised through the playoffs without struggle. Truely a great season.

bballjones56: "Well at age 56, I thought any chances of success were gone. Then when this award was introduced to div III I was striving for this. This one is for my grandkids, this shirt is pretty dope right Jack and Tom?"

Mod-Bballin: "Ok well thanks for joining us everybody! Until next season this Mod-Bballin."

Mahatma Kane Jeeves Esq.: "And this is Mahatma Kane Jeeves Esq. Wow I do need a nickname."

Mod-Bballin: "Peace out Canada!"

Just as a side note: I was truly honored to be asked to co-emcee the above event. I must say the request came out of the blue and at the last minute. The original co-emcee wasn't able to make it - something about attending a superbowl event of some kind. Anyways, seeing that I was the only one who actually answered his phone, I was easily enticed about winning some kind of award and having a date with BBalljones56's sister. (OK - so I haven't had a date in months).

I wasn't given an award - guess Mod-Bballin forgot - oh yeah, I also saw BBalljones56's sister (she actually shaved her mustache for the event) - so she took me to a Chinese restaurant - she paid. Next thing I remember - I was staggering out of an alley half-naked, was arrested and booked for indecent exposure. :(

Ah well - season 19 is starting this coming week - so I guess there is still hope. By the way I am looking forward to next season's award ceremony - maybe BBalljones56's sister will tell me what happened or at least show me the photos.

Looks like I was right :) Well done though! Next season!

I never thought accidentally changing my team name would be the end of my team.