I love you.
Not in a gay way or anything (not that there's anything wrong with that). But these are the posts that make my days.
If I'm not gay and you are not gay, then loving me in a gay way I think would be wrong, unless you are a woman, in which case it would be wrong if my wife thinks it's wrong, but if she didn't it was wrong but I thought it was wrong it might not be wrong, but if I am also a woman, then I think it would be wrong because you would not be my type since you are an ugly woman and it would be wrong for a beautiful woman like me to love an ugly woman like you.
Don't ask what sort of Chunks they are, you probably don't want to know. Blowing Chunks since Season 4!