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Yuck: I could use some help in being mediocre so let me know what advice you have.

Start with aesthetic change. Change your team name to M.O.A.T. (Who cares if mediocrest isn't a word, it will inspire average).

lol. i dont know if its worth 100,000.
But going from "Greatest of all Time" to Mediocrest of all time would probably be a good start.

Yuck: I could use some help in being mediocre so let me know what advice you have.

Start with aesthetic change. Change your team name to M.O.A.T. (Who cares if mediocrest isn't a word, it will inspire average).

The arena bathroom walls should also be scrawled with: "For a very mediocre time, call Jenny 867-5309"

Next round of ideas:

Attempt to acquire an entire roster of players with the same first name. Variations of the name would be acceptable to expedite your mediocrity. i.e. Chris, Cris, Christopher, Kristof, you get the idea. Should you manage to win this league while completing this task, you would probably be in consideration for GOAT regardless of team name. You may want to consider same last name. This would drive your arena PA and TV play by play bonkers. This is more for shits and giggles than actual mediocrity.

You might want to consider trimming resources. Go pick up a level 7 trainer and put him to use training stamina and free throws. It doesn't quite pack the punch of the above mentioned idea, but over time I bet it takes its toll on the franchise.

Public Proclamation - Go on record stating you will only run one specific offense for the entire season. I really dont think it matters which one. Do this and watch the GDP's against take their toll.

Research for the greater good - Figure out how to run a successful FCP. This is going to take a lot of trial and error and could potentially restore the title of GOAT. Especially if you have a team full of Chris doing it.

Has anyone ever actually gotten the all 18 year old roster in this high of a league? LOL, I'm sure someone has at some point in this game's history, but this hilarious post reminded me of that achievement I've read as being one of the more rare ones in the game.

Wow... it's alive. I'd pretty much given up on the forums in this league... was thinking I'd demote down to III where people talk. I may have to stay around, after all. (Yes, I could have done more talking myself.)

Thank you Yuck for injecting life back into this forum.

*waves*

... the all 18 year old roster achievement

Ah yes, the "Barely Legal" achievement, completed by very few BB managers but a lot of porn sites.

You would think their would be more chatter on the board the higher the level of competition.
Means the guys in D2 generally will have to put more time and energy into this game than guys in D4/D5.

We still haven't started filming

Can you guarantee a performance as good as you gave in Birdemic?

(http://youtu.be/3cVtUnGPl5c?t=1m11s)

Let's be clear. A lot of credit has to go to the script on this performance. I will say, I totally nailed the "monotone thesis presentation" voice to a T! It isn't easy to visualize a script in the mind and then read it aloud word for word. Too bad Skinemax dropped the movie on the first go around.....RAWR!

Any preseason predictions?
Top 3 teams.
Bottom 3 teams.
MVP?