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200146.142 in reply to 200146.140
Date: 11/16/2011 5:55:45 AM
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Nyet, my friend, Stalin betrayed Lenin and everything he stood for. Their ideologies are incompatible. I'm very sorry ;)

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200146.143 in reply to 200146.141
Date: 11/16/2011 7:55:28 AM
Koopasaurus
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and the best jokes... need vodka to get these jokes btw.

In Soviet Russia, you don't use the internet, the internet uses you.
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In Soviet Russia, the distribution of wealth was woefully uneven despite egalitarian rhetoric coming from the dominant Communist party, which would be one of the many factors leading toward it's eventual collapse!
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We're not in Soviet Russia, are you?

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200146.144 in reply to 200146.138
Date: 11/16/2011 8:46:22 AM
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hey pabs i gotta admit u totally outcoached learvins no doubt there

& still winning with the injury 2 ur star is impressive

looks like u will be more of a threat this season

but more important on to russian jokes

Q What is the most permanent feature of the socialist economy?

A Temporary shortages.

Q Why did Lenin wear regular shoes, but Stalin wore boots?

A Because in Lenin's time, Russia was still only ankle-deep in shit.

Q Why did the soviets never try to land men on the moon?

A They were afraid that they would refuse to come back.

and a long one

Once Stalin received a delegation of workers from the Urals. When the workers left, Stalin looked around for his pipe but did not see it. He called the Chairman of the KGB Lavrentiy Beria and said, "Beria, my pipe disappeared after the visit of those workers."

"Yes, Stalin, I'll immediately take proper measures."

Ten minutes later, Stalin pulled out a drawer in his desk and saw his pipe. He struck a match, puffed out a ring of smoke, and dialed Beria's number.

"Beria, my pipe's been found."

"What a pity," Beria said. "All of them have already confessed and been executed."

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200146.145 in reply to 200146.144
Date: 11/16/2011 5:23:37 PM
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buahahah good jokes!

Yo! Yo! D for D best PF in D Aussie BB. D Name is Kye Duffill (10080211), averages nothing but pure amazing! Vote for Duffman!
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200146.146 in reply to 200146.145
Date: 11/17/2011 12:47:21 AM
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Capitalist lies!

Stalin was a man of the times which called for superhuman effort and will to defeat Hitler. No other leader could have done what he did. Perhaps a few innocents died but it was better than a worldwide holocaust.

From: Violator

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200146.147 in reply to 200146.146
Date: 11/17/2011 2:26:55 AM
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It wasn't the Russians that beat Germany, it was the Winter! :-P

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200146.148 in reply to 200146.147
Date: 11/17/2011 2:57:41 AM
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what you doin in here baby bro?

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200146.149 in reply to 200146.147
Date: 11/17/2011 4:23:20 AM
Koopasaurus
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Winter is coming.. season 2!

winter beats everything...

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200146.150 in reply to 200146.148
Date: 11/17/2011 7:54:47 AM
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I keep an eye on all Div.II forums and the ABBL, especially with you and BBQ Don Don up here too. When you gonna start winning some games? Bout time you cut this yo-yo crap out!

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200146.151 in reply to 200146.150
Date: 11/17/2011 9:26:40 AM
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hmm...yeah, but i like winning dem Div3 titles ;)
you reckon you could keep an eye on my boys while im in America for the next three weeks? Ill try an look in but i dunno how much net time i'll be getting. 8)

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200146.152 in reply to 200146.151
Date: 11/17/2011 1:46:49 PM
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Dont worry about setting orders!.....Especially for saturday nights game!

Manager of the Bahamas National Team!
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