i get dizzy and incoherent lost in the Funhouse world of your roster . . . normal people take an unskilled player at age 18 or 19 and see in them the vast improvement in skills that can happen in 10 seasons. many here are now facing up to the fact that the 28 year old eventually becomes a declining 34 year old who will be a burden to be shed or cigarette butt to be tossed.
but with your unequalled vision you see potential in that 34 year old: complete and utter worthlessness, where every single basketball skill has devolved to atrocious. From what i can tell, this state is indicated by a salary below $400, but this is spoken by a visitor not allowed into the Temple to actually see. Three players have already attained this level, and two more may join them in a season or two.
And i like your foresight in keeping this train to oblivion stocked with passengers, as those who already well on their way to Total Atrociousness have been picked up by your scouts. These can be identified with salaries of below $1000, but are probably still capable of playing a Lucky Fan to a draw.
Indeed, now that i understand your roster, i can share in your excitement you must have about that Utopian -- only 30, but already below $800 in salary! This still young but eventually old man could reach the exalted state of Total Worthlessness before he is 40! There are those among us who strongly believed this was impossible! I do hope he is not cursed with any skills in FT, for this will likely block his achievement of absolute worthlessness, and the faithful do not want to hear that.
and the sacrifices you make . . . never being able to train your team in stamina or FT . . . i commend your dedication to your vision.
