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"What's on today's agenda?"-T
"Staff vs the players."-O
"You're joking right?-M
"I hope not. This is going to be hilarious."-S
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The Crew is observing the pregame warm-ups
"This is the best I've seen the PG's look all week."-S
"Hey not so fast. This is also the best Rambo has looked all week."-Oriole says as Rambo bricks consecutive jumpers. "Man look at him go!"
"Ok their getting ready for the tip. The 5 PG's on the court vs Rambo, Bfiddy, Darkjester, Rambo, Jelme, and SpF."-M
Fast Forward to halftime. The PG's are winning 47-24.
"So was this supposed to be competitive?"-S
"Not even slightly."-O
"Hey I'm going to head down on the court for the halftime speeches."-M
Moflaffle heads to the PG's first. They are having shrimp cocktails, while Garth Ritchie makes dinner reservations.
Next is the coaches. He hears Rambo give a speech. "Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! " As soon as Rambo finished Jelme jumped up and shouted "Let's Do This"
"What happened Moflaffle?"-S
"Nothing much. Garth being cocky, and Rambo giving some Lord of the Rings speech. You know the usual"-M
"Is Jfarb wearing eyeblack?"-O
"Probably"-M
"I think Bfiddy has brass knuckles on, and Darkjester has a taser in his sock." Sleet notices as he looks through his binoculars "Rambo has taught them well."
As the half starts you see Rambo slip a 20 into Wozz's pocket, who is ref for this game. Next Bfiddy punches Peter Cox as he drives for the layup, takes the ball, dribbes the ball through Garth's leg's, and banks a 3 in from halfcourt.
Fast Forward. It's 73-72 PG's with 4 seconds left in the 4th. Rambo called a timeout to draw up one last play. The PG's are just taking the time to have the team doctors work on them.
"BREAK" shouts the team as SpF gets ready to inbound the ball. SpF can't find anyone as he approaches a 5 second call so he just tosses it to Jelme 75 feet away from the basket.
Next Jelme sprints, punches Garth Ritchie, pepper sprays Peter Cox, trucks Timothy Meeks, and does a 360 free throw line poster over Dwain and Barney and shatters the glass as time expires.
All of the crew stares speechlessly in amazement.
"Man I need a vacation."-O
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And a vacation I shall have. I will be away this week, so Rambo has volunteered to do next weeks. Stay tuned!