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From: Jason

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Date: 8/7/2011 4:17:21 PM
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Okay, below is the up to to date list of players still in contention to make the initial USA NT roster. It's been a firece competition with some up and comers trying to edge out some of the veteran NT players for a roster spot. A few guys seem to have become a little complacent thinking they are untouchable as they spent a little too much time playing Xbox and eating twinkies, and it shows in their game shape, or lack of!

Tonight will be a midnight practice as we see some of these guys go head to head to battle it out to be first batch of players to make the team! Final cuts will be announced after the practice, or first thing in the morning if any further deliberation is necessary.

-Joe Bronson
-Martin Medrano
-Dexter Dennison
-Jamie Nix
-Ricky Logsdon
-Ricardo Madrid
-Charles Dube
-Willie Dillard
-Perry Gipson
-Haníbal Bustamante
-Richard Ugona
-Willis Lundy
-Zane Ritter
-Elroy Barrow
-Irwin Velasco
-Bill Weeks
-Ruben Ramos
-Ismael Grubbs
-Jairo Alejandro Rentria
-Nigel Marcus
-Lorenzo Bland
-Ade Maples
-Paul Owens
-Matt Hurst




Last edited by Jason at 8/7/2011 6:43:06 PM

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193057.16 in reply to 193057.12
Date: 8/7/2011 5:02:01 PM
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Day 2

With time running against us the camp moved the next morning to Panama City, Panama! The Final 48 were given a taste of the travels they could be a part of if they made the team.

As we got off the plane I looked over at Zane Ritter, who was bending over in pain..

SpF: Zane are you alright?
Ritter: SpF, I, I think i'm pregnant
SpF: What? You're a guy, You can't get pregnant!
Ritter: Well I went "InZane" at a party last night and ate sooo many of Jairo's Burritos and Ricardo's Taco's, My stomach hurts..
SpF: You must have a stomach ache than..
Ritter: NO! I can feel a kicking in my stomach
SpF: That's not a good sign, I'd hit a bathroom asap Zane!
* Zane Ritter vanished for the remainder of the practice*

Another interesting day here at USA NT Camp, as soon as we were shown the practice facilities here in Panama City, Our coaching staff and players hit the hardwood for training and team sessions.

A commotion was rising at the far east court. Walking over I noticed once again it was Willis Lundy and Perry Gipson.
Lundy: Whaz yu means I cheateds??
Gipson: You Know Lundy! We all know I had you!
Lundy: Haha butt you'ze fall!! How yu maked pass cutz neway?

*Coco emerges to settle argument*
Coco: You two are longtime rivals, I respect rivalries but sometimes it becomes too much, I'm going to test you two, Willis Lundy and Perry Gipson are teaming up! But trust me you two will not have an easy task, Your rivalry will challenge one of BB's greatest as you'll be playing Ismael Grubbs and our NT special guest Dirk Trujillo.

The Gym fell silent.. Grubbs and Trujillo looked down one another and likewise so did Gipson and Lundy.

The game that followed was.. interesting.

As Lundy took the ball up the floor, he refused to pass to an open Gipson and on the other side of the ball Trujillo was left alone to guard Lundy because Grubbs was waiting to be the one to get the rebound first.

When I asked Willie Dillard what his thoughts were he responded with:
" I can't tell if they're playing 2 on 2 or 1 on 1 on 1 on 1!"

As Grubbs was about to go up for a layup he was suddenly rejected by his teammate Dirk Trujillo
Trujillo: Just like the semifinals right Ismael, Missing layups.. tisk tisk
*Grubbs grabs balls and dunks down over Trujillo*
Grubbs: Just like last seasons worlds.. OO yeah you weren't there.

In an amazing coincidence.. The score was tied 20-20.. but really the 4 players each had 10 points.
*Next Basket Wins - Gipson's Ball.. err I mean Gipson and Lundy*
As Perry dribbled up court he spun around Dirk Trujillo for an open floater when Lundy blocked it and took it up court, halfway to the rim he was stripped by Ismael Grubbs who in turn was rejected by Trujillo on the other side of the court. With the other 3 fuming over their teammates Dirk Trujillo with a wide open layup to win the game went up and had his shot Rimmed out..

*Coco picks up the ball*
Coco: We all learned a valuable lesson today.. Always Dunk The Ball.

After the game I walked on over to assistant head coach Brian and head coach GM-Jason!
SpF: What do you think about the final 48 here today in Panama City?
Brian: All of them good players, but we're looking for great so I want these guys to show up today in these practices to see what they're really made of.
Jason: I agree, it's put up or shut up, go or slow, rise or fall, HAM and Bologna for these guys and I hope they know it, because we'll find out.. we'll find out...
SpF: What are you going to do with them?
Brian: You see that canal over there? *points to Panama Canal*
Jason: They're swimming it.
SpF: That's hardcore!
Brian & Jason: We Know.

Stay Tuned tonight as the final cuts are posted than tomorrow our final roster followed by our game with Panama!

-SpF-





Last edited by SpF at 8/7/2011 5:04:00 PM

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Date: 8/7/2011 11:48:53 PM
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Day 3:

24 remained. With one more cut left, these 24 players had to play their hearts out to make final cuts and have the chance to play tomorrow night against Panama!

I went over to talk to Assistant NT head coach Brian..
SpF: So how did the swim go with the players?
Brian: Umm.. Some didn't make it..
SpF: Oh No! That's awful!
Brian: No I mean they didn't make the cuts
SpF: Oh well did they all get a cross the canal?
Brian: For the most part, it helps when you threaten them with deadly Piranhas.
SpF: You and Jason sure know how to make the players work.
Brian: Were running a tight ship here, no laziness will be on this team!

After chatting with Brian, once again another commotion by a basketball hoop. Guess who? Perry Gipson and Willis Lundy.
Lundy: You'sa cozt us ta game dawg
Gipson: I cost the game? I think you did Lundy!
Lundy: Bull**** yo lucky I don't drop you!
*Jason interrupts*
Jason: I've stood by watching you two go at it for the last few days and I'm going to let you know that a lot of us are sick of it, I suggest being friends for a day.. even better as your coach you're going on a play date, Lundy pays and takes care of dinner and Gipson a fun activity.. Keep it legal.

Lundy takes himself and Gipson in Lundy's new Camaro SS.
Gipson: How'd you get this? Do you know where to go?
Lundy: I goz conections.. I don drive, I got da On-Star
*Lundy pulls up to a Waffle House*
Gipson: WTF is this.. it's dinner time Lundy.
Lundy: I luv waffles an who don't love surup.

Gipson had reservations for the two at the movies for The Planet of the Apes.
Lundy: Psst.. hey Perry dat one mokey lookz lik you!
Gipson: SHH this is the best part
*Nothing is happening in scene*

The Two returned.
Jason: Well how'd it go guys?
Gipson: That "Thing" will always be my rival
Lundy: *Chewing on Bacon* ditto dog.
Jason: I don't know what to do with you two!
Logsdon:*Stumbles over a trash can* I doooo, come on guuyyys follow meeee.
*Logsdon takes them over to Dexter Dennison*
Dennison: Ya'll want some craaaaaack?!?
Gipson: Aww.. I think I just want to go home to Greece
Lundy: What'z crack?

Arriving in a private jet outside our practice facility, former NT Head Coach Jfarb had barged in.
Jfarb: What is up everybody??
*Jairo starts to cry hugs Jfarb, vanishes for a second and returns with a bottle of Gatorade he throws on Jfarb*
Jfarb: I missed you to Jairo.

With our full NT staff together the next few hours were filled with analysis of the players, checking their gameshape, skills, and how much they wanted it.

At the end of the day.. Coach Jason stepped on the midcourt and called attention to all to announce the players for the first call-ups this NT season!

-SpF-

From: BFiddy

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Elroy Barrow on the final list of 24!?!

Hooray for people I drafted.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
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Lundy: Psst.. hey Perry dat one mokey lookz lik you!


LMAO!

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Logsdon*Stubles over a trash can* I doooo, come on guuyyys follow meeee


LMFAO he sounds like a little kid when he's on drugs

From: Jason

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Date: 8/8/2011 1:33:14 AM
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Day 3:
At the end of the day.. Coach Jason stepped on the midcourt and called attention to all to announce the players for the first call-ups this NT season!

-SpF-


Thank you all for coming out and showing so much interest in the program! We are very excited about this initial group of call-ups for tomorrows game vs. Panama! We had some very tough decisions to make during this camp. In the end, most of the guys that have been chosen, you are all familar with and expected to be on the team. However, there are some other players that are more than ready to play for Team USA! I am sure as the season goes along, some of them will be joining us, and we look forward to that as well!!

However, for now, tonight is about 9 special guys that are going to start the first leg of this new journey! After careful consideration we believe the group that I will be accounciing shortly gives us the best combination of balanced skills, Fitness, and the ability to continue the positive direction this program has been heading in for several seasons now.

Your Season 17 USA National Team Roster is:

Joe Bronson (7929116)
Dexter Dennison (9221766)
Martin Medrano (6627366)
Ricky Logdson (6626006)
Irwin Velasco (8868669)
Lorenzo Bland (11777035)
Paul Owens (13194877)
Jairo Alejandro Renteria (4484042)
Matt Hurst (11768994)



Last edited by Jason at 8/8/2011 1:35:12 AM

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tl;dr

i mean, well done!

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