Ya, the Clogs are probably #4
And I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but my hyper-intelligent fans apparently coming off a home win against smallfries were less interested in coming to this game. One can only conclude that they were wanting to see smallfries one last time before they promote and that you, as our rival, must still be around next season. I mean, sure, there may be other interpretations but I'll not have you or anyone else insulting my fans, because that's my job... er, I mean, because they're lovely and talented and prescient and they've put up with the rancid noffense [sic] that we've inflicted upon them all these years.