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328050.15 in reply to 328050.14
Date: 7/19/2025 12:09:49 AM
Wavy Gates
II.1
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Buckle Up, Folks, It’s a Wild Showdown Party starting tomorrow!!

- **1 Limbus vs. 2 TAR HEELS #1**: The 2-0 Limbus are ready to strut their stuff against the 2-0 Tar Heels #1—will these flawless show-offs end in a dazzling draw, or will one strut away with the trophy bling?

- **3 Urban Flow vs. 8 SomeTeam**: The 1-1 Urban Flow’s about to unleash a tidal wave on the 0-2 SomeTeam (TV)—can they soak the underdogs silly, or will SomeTeam throw a sneaky splash-back surprise?

- **6 Cornutcky Mildcats vs. 7 Baker Street Irregulars**: The 1-1 Cornutcky Mildcats are pouncing into a furry fracas with the 0-2 Baker Street Irregulars—will the kitties claw a win, or will the detective duo sniff out a cheeky comeback?

- **5 Super Sonics vs. 4 Wavy Gates**: The 1-1 Super Sonics are cranking the volume against the 1-1 Wavy Gates—lineups locked, get ready for a sonic surf showdown that’ll rock your socks off!

- **1 Wasted Potential vs. 4 Neanderthals**: The 2-0 Wasted Potential’s charging up to tackle the 1-1 Neanderthals—will this hype train finally explode, or get smashed by some cave-dude smackdown?

- **5 Smallflies vs. 8 Blue Ocean**: The 1-1 Smallflies are buzzing to sting the 0-2 Blue Ocean—can these pint-sized warriors zap the deep blue, or will they flop like soggy minnows?

- **7 Village Idiots vs. 6 Lion Rebels**: The 0-2 Village Idiots are tumbling into a goofy grudge match with the 0-2 Lion Rebels—will the clowns juggle a laugh-out-loud win, or will the roars turn this into a roaring riot?

- **2 Flying Ostriches vs. 3 Los Angeles Lords**: The 2-0 Flying Ostriches are flapping into a sky-high scuffle with the 2-0 Los Angeles Lords—will the birds feather their rivals, or will the lords rule the roost with swagger?

Grab your popcorn, folks—it’s gonna be a riotous, heart-pounding night starting tomorrow at 6:00 PM MST!

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328050.16 in reply to 328050.15
Date: 7/20/2025 11:52:55 PM
Wavy Gates
II.1
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Dribbling Souls
Yo, hoops junkies, it’s your wise-cracking courtside commentator with the Day 3 recap from Saturday, July 19, 2025
**Game Scoop:**
- TAR HEELS #1 roasted Limbus 88-65. Limbus, did you forget how to shoot?

- Urban Flow grooved past SomeTeam 105-79. SomeTeam? More like NoneTeam.

- Baker Street Irregulars outwitted Corntucky Mildcats 106-84. Elementary, Watson!

- Wavy Gates surfed over Super Sonics 114-92. Sonics got wiped out.

- Wasted Potential clubbed Neanderthals 86-75. Cavemen need new clubs.

- Blue Ocean drowned Smallfries 112-90. Fries got soggy fast.

- Village Idiots schooled Lion Rebels 111-96. Roars turned to whimpers.

- Los Angeles Lords nipped Flying Ostriches 123-119. What a wing-clipping thriller!

**Team Brags:**
- **Points:** Lords (123) poured buckets like a Hollywood blockbuster.
- **Rebounds:** Limbus, Sonics (58) snagged boards like kids at a candy scramble.
- **Assists:** Ostriches (31) dished dimes like they were feeding the team buffet.
- **Steals:** TAR HEELS #1, Wavy Gates (10) swiped balls like street magicians.
- **Blocks:** Wavy Gates, Wasted Potential (13) swatted shots like pesky flies.

**Star Struts:**
- **Points:** T. Ooishi (Sonics), H. Al-Abdel (Wavy Gates) – 38, dueling scorers!
- **Rebounds:** S. Gudrenieks (Lords) – 24, a rebound-gobbling beast.
- **Assists:** G. Calhoun (Blue Ocean), V. Draganov (Ostriches) – 11, passing maestros.
- **Steals:** P. Mikos (TAR HEELS #1) – 5, pickpocket extraordinaire.
- **Blocks:** S. Gomez (Wavy Gates) – 6, throwing a one-man block party.

**Top 5 by Position (Efficiency):**
- **PG:** H. Al-Abdel (Wavy Gates, 30) ran the show like a rockstar.
- **SG:** J. Law (Urban Flow, 30) fired shots like he was allergic to the paint.
- **SF:** T. Ooishi (Sonics, 35) sliced defenses like a hot knife through butter.
- **PF:** D. Inceris (Ostriches, 35) ruled boards and buckets.
- **C:** S. Gudrenieks (Lords, 33) vacuumed up 24 rebounds.

**MVPs:** T. Ooishi (Sonics) and D. Inceris (Ostriches) tied at 35 efficiency, strutting like Vegas showstoppers.

**Flop of the Night:** B. Venhuizen & O. Nõmm (Limbus) at -5 efficiency. Were they shooting with oven mitts?

**Triple-Double:** C. Joy (Neanderthals) flexed with 14 points, 10 boards, 10 assists. Caveman with swagger!


Last edited by Managed by a computerized player at 7/20/2025 11:54:10 PM