I wanna try to solve this problem in a just not mentioned way.
The winning man will be Sum Guy. And that’s for sure. Why? I’ll tell you.
Sum Guy is not his real name. So let’s better call him TPFKASG.
Before he gets famous as Sum Guy the whole Middle-earth B-ball-fascinated world praised him as Sam “dunkin’”Gamgee. Together with his teammates known as “the fellowship” he gets famous by beatin’ Orcs, Uruk-Hais, Pistons and A. Player’s poor union of dunkin’ donuts.
Don’t forget my words:
“There is only one ball to rule them all”