Shooting Stars, Sergios Slayers, Sydney Sea Eagles... But now it's virtually guaranteed that one will finally break through, and that will surely be a relief for whoever manages to do it. Good luck.
Write off the Marmots at your peril, good sir. I think you may find the Marmots go from 0-6 to 16-6...
Totally understand the tanking thing. I tried it, I really did, but after going 0-6 in Div III, I couldn't keep doing it, just sucked the fun out. If you can do it and stick at it, it'll help your team a lot in the long run, believe me.