Okay. The passive aggressive sulk I'll take from you is at zero. Look at your conference. Look at your interconference schedule. Proceed to thank the BB-gods.
I think it would be funny to see an aggressive sulk. How would that play out? Basic teenage angst?
"You don't understand the misery I am in!!!"
"Do you have a job?"
"No....."
"You don't understand what misery is."
Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days you are the statue. Dilbert